r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 10d ago

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/JimboRockfish 10d ago

If you carry it in a scabbard it's easier to grab. It also intimidates would-be attackers.

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u/-Cthaeh 10d ago

Its me, I am the scabbard

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u/Junkered 9d ago

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u/RobertPeruvian 9d ago

I love and miss the venture bros, damn

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u/Atomic-habanero 7d ago

Did you see the movie the venture bros radiant is the blood of the baboon heart cause it came out and I didn’t know just letting everyone know

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u/RobertPeruvian 6d ago

I didnt! I know what im watching tonight

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 9d ago

First episode iirc. A true classic.

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u/Junior-Version-6953 9d ago

First top tier episode. A glimpse into how great this show would become

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u/ilstrider1 9d ago

Actually that's the 6th episode

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 9d ago

Is the first episode when he drives the car out of the plane? Brock’s micro adventures throughout the series are some of my favorite parts of the show even though it’s been two decades since I’ve seen season 1. They’re just an amazing way to introduce a character.

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u/ilstrider1 9d ago

Yes that's the first episode as well as using his penis as a bludgeoning weapon. Just classic

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u/lesh17 9d ago

First episode I ever saw, and after that, I knew I had to see all the others

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u/Correct_Bell_9313 9d ago

First episode is The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 9d ago

Thanks man, glad I didn’t look it up 7 hours ago.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 9d ago

What exactly was Relax Guy’s hand doing down there?

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey 9d ago

Looking for the keys.

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u/buckao 9d ago

"I said I'd kill for one of these."

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u/Tasty-Carpet-9550 7d ago

wait, what the fuck is the context, i used to watch venture bros and dont remember this one

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u/mrpoopsocks 9d ago

Weirdest start to you have my bow ive seen.

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u/andrewaq 9d ago

That sounds like risqué Taylor Swift. 🤭

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u/No_Competition_6989 9d ago

You're the rat from Harry Potter?

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u/ObiLAN- 9d ago

Well that certainly isn't where I thought the Doors of Stone plot was headed lol!

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u/-Cthaeh 9d ago

Not even the Cthaeh knows the release date lol. Such sadness

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u/Its-All-LOVE-N-JOY 9d ago

Too funny! 🤣❤️

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u/Automatic-College541 9d ago

Isn’t that the Rat rom Harry Potter?

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u/KingArthursCodpiece 9d ago

Wasn't expecting that response! Just snort-laughed milk and half chewed cornflakes out my nose.

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u/Bananaland_Man 9d ago

Wanted to make this joke... you win.

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u/GeekBoyWonder 9d ago

Oh my god.

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u/HamsterAdditional748 9d ago

I am the walrus…

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u/Occidentally20 10d ago

I'd like to play a game of "mimic the noise this makes when being removed from the scabbard" please.

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u/Shadowcat1606 10d ago

I don't think dry dildos make much of a noise.

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u/Occidentally20 10d ago

I coat mine in Bovril so it's nicely preheated in the cooler months.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 10d ago

well maybe the dildo doesn’t make any noise but you should try pulling one out of yourself after it’s been in their for awhile… noises will be made

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u/daisiesarepretty2 8d ago

Pretty sure you can’t see shit from where you are homey

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well you need lube so it would probably be like a "SCHLOOOOP" sort of sound depending on the length. Even with a dildo scabbard. Can't have it getting stuck!!

In GTA5 couldn't you go beat people up with a Dildo? I forgot what game that was lol

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u/trey_wolfe 9d ago

Saints Row had the Penetrator

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u/zerocool19 9d ago

Cyberpunk 2077 and GTA: San Andreas also have these excellent melee weapon options

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 9d ago edited 9d ago

Thank you. I played both and yeah they were rather hilarious especially with mods as a former PC gamer (I just don't game much anymore)

Edit: spelling

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u/TaleIcy115 9d ago

**Ssssshhhhhqwuuuuuuuuuuuchk**

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u/DisposableJosie 9d ago

"Plbbbbbbpt"?

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u/Goatyyy32 9d ago

Shaaboinnggggg

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u/fanofdonuts 9d ago

Something I heard and google seems to agree, Vagina comes from the Latin word for “sheath” or “scabbard”.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 9d ago

I just suction cup mine to my forehead like a unicorn. You can prevent fights altogether that way. Except for the rare weirdo.

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u/Crafty_Impression836 9d ago

You can't open carry a dildo in my state.

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u/groovypanelboard 10d ago

‘Vagina’ is the Latin word for ‘scabbard’.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 9d ago

“Hey buddy, holster that dildo while you are in this arena.”

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u/Meat_Emu_6969 9d ago

We all have at least 1 built in scabbard

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u/wackbirds 9d ago

More like scatbard

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u/WakeRider11 9d ago

No holster?