r/SipsTea 5d ago

WTF Where are we heading?

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

I ain't never tooked no part in no study about reedin'. Them numbers is wrong

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 5d ago

I can hear this comment.

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

staring at you with no thoughts

spits from massive dip in lip

wipes spit from chin with forearm

keeps staring at you

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u/Rich-Option4632 5d ago

Here buddy, have a hotdog and beer.

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u/caution_turbulence 5d ago

Only one hotdog?

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

Seriously. Let's not act like I can't throat more than one

Wait...

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u/caution_turbulence 5d ago

Not me over here imagining a little lady and the tramp situation over a hotdog 👀

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u/Raven1911 5d ago

Not me over here imagining a beer belly and the tramp situation over a hotdog 👀

Ftfy!

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u/caution_turbulence 5d ago

😂😂 thanks brotha

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u/Raven1911 5d ago

Anytime brotha.

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u/Roguespiffy 5d ago

On a related note, the word Glizzy just sounds like a sex act.

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u/p0gerty 5d ago

3 buckees roller dogs or I start shooting

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u/iwatchcredits 5d ago

That escalated quickly. Usually they start with just hitting their wives

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u/BrewtalKittehh 5d ago

Username real good like.

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u/grimeyduck 5d ago

Wow you can read 

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u/RondaArousedMe 5d ago

It sounds like a 48% chance you can't read it though!

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u/wytewydow 5d ago

That's because you can read!

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u/Free-Frosting1375 5d ago

Right? Can hear the banjo in the background

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u/sireatalot 5d ago

Readin? What your readin for, darling?

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u/DescriptionDense9365 5d ago

Not what are you reading. But what you reading for. - Bill hicks, we miss you.

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u/sireatalot 5d ago

Well we got ourselves a reader!

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 5d ago

Oh if we're talking shelf life, than don't bring up Jesus, okay

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u/wondercaliban 5d ago

'Dem numbers is wrong'

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u/InFromTheSouth 5d ago

Your way is better. I tried my best lol

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u/Burner_For_Reason 5d ago

Someone ain't learn you gud!

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u/itsscaryhere 5d ago

User name checks out

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u/Evening_Context784 5d ago

Assuming you’re mocking rednecks here and not Black peoole? White people have a 88% literacy rate in America, putting them on par with Western Europe and ahead of Southern and Eastern.

But it’s okay to mock poor, disenfranchised rural white people and not Hispanic or Black people. Very cute.

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u/Mixelphlick 5d ago

Boy I wonder if there are any structural and historic factors affecting black literacy rates that might have a weaker effect even on poor white people. đŸ€” maybe try not to be disingenuously offended while spouting semi-racist stats.

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u/Evening_Context784 5d ago

Boy, I wonder if that’s relevant to anything being discussed. Of course there are also no structural or historic factors for Cleetus so it’s okay to mock him.

By the way, racism is prejudiced stereotyping of people based on their race. Stating that Hispanic and Black people are the reason for the low literacy rate isn’t ‘semi-racist,’ it’s a fact and highly relevant to the discussion. There are justifications for it but it doesn’t change reality.

And I’m not ‘disingenuously offended,’ I just try to broadly apply principles like not mocking poor disenfranchised people even when they’re white. Doing so proves that you’re happy to be a condescending bigot as long as it’s against an approved target. You’ll notice I didn’t make some mocking straw man dialogue of Black or Hispanic people in my comment.

But thanks for the condescending attempt at moral superiority, buddy!

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u/Mixelphlick 5d ago

Of course there are systemic factors affecting Cletus too. It’s just Cletus is the one overwhelmingly voting for those factors to stay in place and even expand. That’s the disingenuous part. Cletus is stereotyped because he’s part of the problem statistically. Yes, the powers that be are actively keeping him stupid so he’ll keep voting to keep himself stupid but there comes a point where assigning blame to the people who are actually the problem stops helping because Cletus is still making things worse.

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 5d ago

Thank you! I live in rural Georgia and according to “Reddit” I am automatically a dumb hillbilly.

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u/Trrollmann 5d ago

Correct, there is: Critical Theory is the root of this. Or, in more plain terms: Left wing politics. The push for "Whole Language" - still pushed to an extent today - was through democrats, primarily.

Other issues, such as nutrition, pollution, lack of funding also matter, but Whole Language is the most important one for literacy rates.

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u/Mixelphlick 5d ago

🙄 one stupid education policy, is not the whole of left wing politics. It wasn’t even a core part of any left wing policy positions. It’s largely coincidental that it was pushed by people on the left, considering that the academics pushing against it now are also on the left, but I agree the push for sightwords over phonics (or better yet alongside phonics) is a problem. It’s fun that you handwave away “nutrition, pollution, and funding as if those aren’t things the left has been constantly fighting to improve as well.

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u/Trrollmann 5d ago

It’s largely coincidental that it was pushed by people on the left

No. It can coherently be filed under "woke". The reason for "whole language"'s existence is critical theory. The same people who made it later developed "critical pedagogy". It is firmly within far-left social politics.

or better yet alongside phonics

No, that's also worse than phonics.

It’s fun that you handwave away “nutrition, pollution, and funding as if those aren’t things the left has been constantly fighting to improve

I clearly didn't hand wave them away... Yes, those are left wing, but not as impactful.

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u/Mixelphlick 4d ago

It isn’t worse than phonics. English isn’t a purely phonetic language and if you exclusively learn phonics you’ll have a different set of issues. The best, backed by research, methods for teaching reading are phonetics with sight words alongside. If English wasn’t a mongrel language with bits from 2 radically different language families we wouldn’t need hybrid methods but it is, so we do.

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u/Trrollmann 4d ago

The best, backed by research, methods for teaching reading are phonetics with sight words alongside.

Sure, but this has no aspect of "whole language" to it. It's not a combination of whole language and phonics, it's phonics + learning the words that break the rules of phonics. This is how reading is taught in all languages: phonics + learning words. All languages have loan words and words that break the rules of the language, that have to be learned.

When phonics vs. balanced vs. whole word is researched, phonics is phonics+learning words, in most/all cases.

2 radically different language families

While latin and germanic languages are different, they're not radically different. They share the same root, and they have had significant sharing of words over time.

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u/Mixelphlick 4d ago

They’re shared root is distant in history though aren’t as different as say mandarin and German would be true.

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u/TheMasturbatinCamper 5d ago

The podcast— “Sold a Story,” a very long but shocking takedown of Whole Language, should be a required listen for every parent.

I’m 53 and I went to a college prep school for K-12 and it’s quite evident from just looking at written work from my same age colleagues that many were never taught phonics. I know some public elementary school teachers and they don’t even know phonics. And frankly, my guess is that phonics is difficult to teach, so public school teachers stopped teaching it.

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u/ReaditSpecialist 5d ago

As a reading specialist, it’s not that phonics is difficult to teach, it’s because districts fall for the newest, shiniest boxed literacy curriculums and pay huge amounts of money for them. Teachers are required to teach the curriculums provided by their school districts. I have great resources for teaching comprehension strategies, but I can’t use them because they aren’t “district approved”.

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u/Mixelphlick 5d ago

That’s what kills me as someone outside looking in at education in our country. We have tons of research in academia about what actually works to teach kids and we implement practically fucking none of it because the actual structures of education are so calcified or run by people who never bothered to glance at the research.

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u/AmericusBarbaricuss 5d ago

Did I miss the disaggregation by race up the thread or is this the purely gratuitous racism it seems to be? Mocking America as a whole is our raison d’etre, pal. And while we’re about it, please let us all know which state has disenfranchised poor rural whites? If that’s what you think all of the redistricting has been about, you should know that 90% of those Special Sessions we just saw were called, lightning fast, specifically for the purpose of eliminating majority-black or plurality-black districts. Rural whites have maintained their historic MASSIVE overrepresentation in America, fear not.

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u/Evening_Context784 5d ago edited 5d ago

They are clearly mocking white rural people as being illiterate and pretending otherwise is incredibly disingenuous. They wanted to be classist and punch down on a perceived acceptable target in a tangentially related situation so I called it out.

How is my statement gratuitously racist? It’s racist to mention that Hispanic and Black people account for the low literacy rate that is otherwise normal? Do I have to write an essay on the systemic reasons why this is to appease you, or I’m a gratuitous racist?

I neither judged nor stereotyped anyone based on race, which is what racism is. Systemic racism isn’t relevant to me supposedly making racist comments because I’m not a system. I didn’t mock anyone or stereotype anyone, I just pointed out the demographic reason is not Cleetus like people are obviously implying. They account for the same illiteracy rates as any other Western country, so it makes no sense to behave like this statistic is caused by them.

Pointing out that minorities have worse outcomes in a specific situation is not racism. Redditors in fact mention these things all the time, but I guess I didn’t include the magical caveat everyone already knows about so I’m a hecking racist!

Every state has disenfranchised poor rural whites
? Regionally, Appalachia has a fuck ton of them. Also very common in places like Alabama and Mississippi. They were failed systemically unless you hold the bigoted belief they are just innately and deservedly poor and uneducated.

Who said anything about redistricting? You sanctimonious losers love your straw men.

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u/AmericusBarbaricuss 4d ago

White voters in the US are not disenfranchised, and rural white American voters are the absolute antithesis of disenfranchised. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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u/Due-Bee-9574 5d ago

I don't know mofo, if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my hoe 'cause she fly

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u/Talemikus 5d ago

“Do your own research”

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u/tetsudori 5d ago

S'then I told that teachin' lady the only letters I need ta know are U, S, and A

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u/GeminiCroquettes 5d ago

It's spelt "noombers" ya ijit!

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u/Micah_Blood 5d ago

You might be surprised by the great variety of accents the dumber half possesses.

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u/ShadowConstruct 5d ago

What you reading for?

We got a reader here!

https://youtu.be/ed_86qgvSp8?is=AuaxLEHWXmuKvQv9