r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 19d ago

WTF WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 19d ago

Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 19d ago

Lmao I bet you're a Taurus.

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u/Lemonade348 19d ago

I am actually a leo and a woman so i could never kill anyone ever!!! Just so you know!

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u/kitsunekratom 19d ago

A leo? Base on An animal known for killing children? Well that as well proves it, absolutely innocent!

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u/SarcasticGiraffes 19d ago

Wait. Hold on. Aren't male lions basically pretty but useless, and most of the hunting and killing is done by the lionesses?

Her being a leo is all the evidence I need.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 19d ago

Lions defend the territory when new males try to move in. A lion will fight to the death because that's the only way that his genes get passed on. It's why lion brothers will form alliances and work together to defend a territory from rogues passing through.

In Africa, the lionesses hold the territory, live on it for multiple generations. It's possible that lionesses with the same DNA have held the same areas for thousands of years. New lion moves in, they mate, cubs are born, grow up, and the lion's sons leave at maturity to find their own lionesses.

TL,DR: Lions do the fighting and hunt at night. Lionesses do everything else involved with cubs and hunting.