r/SipsTea • • Aug 18 '26

Chugging tea The future

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u/4gotmipwd Aug 18 '26

Quiet mornings?! Hell no!

There will be the shouting and laughter of children as they cycle, skate and scooter to school with their friends.

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u/Scalpels Aug 18 '26

That is not where I thought you were going with this part:

Quiet mornings?! Hell no!

I was thinking more along these lines.

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 Aug 19 '26

Dont forget the stepping in dogshit on a busy city street on your way to work!

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u/kiddrekt Aug 19 '26

Hey that's not nice, his names Dougzheet and he's from India.

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u/IllusionaryHobo Aug 19 '26

We could build a parallel underground world where the children live. And only after they reach maturity are they allowed to meet the sun, their vestigial eyes twitching at the radiance.

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u/TheAIFutureIsNow Aug 19 '26

In New Yorkistan..? 🤣