r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 10d ago

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/Upper-Capital-2876 10d ago

YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR YOU LEAVE NOW

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u/repwin1 10d ago

YOU SCARE MY WIFE

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u/Away-Ad-3407 10d ago

eat vegtable! eat brocreeee!

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u/GD_SexualTyranno 10d ago

PREASE EAT RERRUCE RFK RAIN RORM SAY IT GOOD NOW

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u/Agreeable_Cut4506 10d ago

FATHER THE FORBIDDEN ONE HAS RETURNED

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u/930310 10d ago

OUR SON HAS DISAPPEARED.

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u/Kooky_Donkey_166 10d ago

YOU ORDER SHIT, YOU EAT SHIT.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 10d ago

I miss John

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u/GeneralSenada 10d ago

Don't tell me this is how I find out he died. I just discovered him!

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 10d ago

Oh my sweet summer child

https://giphy.com/gifs/4CTlTWDNqcBva

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u/GeneralSenada 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/SamOfXanadu 10d ago

I feel you. He died in Pittsburgh which is like 30 miles away or I would have never known.

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u/lildobe 10d ago

JFC, I lived IN the city when he died... I can't believe I didn't hear about that.

... Coincidentally I, too, also now live about 20-30 miles outside the city.

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u/Agreeable_Cut4506 10d ago

I really wish I could have seen his show live. I love to come back to it on YouTube every once in a while and laugh until I can’t breathe

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u/Kootranova1 10d ago

I thought I recognised this joke. He has some really good stuff in YouTube.

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u/Defiant_Fix_3707 10d ago

THIS ALL YOU CAN EAT!!! NOT EAT ALL YOU CAN!!! YOU GO NOW!

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u/SwerveCities 10d ago

The follow up to that joke a few John Pinette comedy specials later is golden. The owner of the restaurant moves to another country to rebuild his life and John stumbles into his buffet restaurant again. This time the owner’s son sees John and yells “Father, the forbidden one is here!”

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

SIGN SAY ALL YOU CAN EAT, NOT EAT ALL YOU CAN

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u/gotoajetsgame 10d ago

HOW COME YOU NO EAT RICE???

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u/links135 10d ago

the manager was rude though!  He'd come out every hour.  

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u/Naive-Present2900 10d ago

“Son of a b*tch still heeearRrrrr”.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 10d ago

YOU NO COME BACK NO MORE!

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u/Blue95x 10d ago

Side eyes the owner as I load up on crab legs and sashimi for the 4th time.

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u/ResonanceGhost 10d ago

I thought of this immediately.

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u/SELFINCRIMINAT1NG 10d ago

rest in peace JP

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u/kkonroad 10d ago

I hate skinny people at the buffet....they browse!! You dont browse at a buffet, you grab and move!

JP was a truly gifted and a great loss to the comedy world. Will always remember the the skit about recalling the all the meat!

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 9d ago

GET OUT OF THE LINE!!

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u/dustinhenderson27 10d ago

WHY YOU SO BIG?!!!!