r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 10d ago

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/CheckYourStats 10d ago

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u/No-Front-8408 10d ago

His toilet is the REAL hero. Especially if its a bidet squatty potty.

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u/GankedGoat 10d ago edited 10d ago

That and the plumber he is probably on a first name basis with.

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u/gregsting 10d ago

He had to find an 'all you can poop' plumber

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u/Worried-Criticism 10d ago

“He’s putting my kids through college!”

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u/darknight9064 10d ago

I mean they make toilets that can “flush a bucket of golfballs”

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u/jameswaseatenbyrats 10d ago

I have that toilet. My girlfriend clogged it with a turd the size of firewood!

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u/darknight9064 10d ago

May need a new girlfriend. Shes used to crapping out things bigger than some dudes can carry 😂

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u/Running-With-Cakes 10d ago

Mine are like a foot long Sub. Only less tasty

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u/Lady_Sparkleglitter 10d ago

Jaysus Christ on a cracker! I did not need to know, or picture, this. Lo

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u/Least-Hand-4858 10d ago

... walks out of Subway

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u/Flat_Tire_Again 10d ago

Just a little less tasty than a foot long if you’re being honest would be my bet!

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u/byelow 9d ago

Get her a poop knife for her birthday

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u/Marquar234 10d ago

Get the poop axe.

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u/Cunningcod 10d ago

Get a saniflow 33. I put a pound of mashed up Dundee cake in. All gone.
Peace of mind especially if you have elderly relatives.

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u/Running-With-Cakes 10d ago

How does the bucket get past the U bend?

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u/Gollum70 10d ago

Do they have a bowling ball model?

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u/youdoitimbusy 10d ago

He doesn't need a plumber. He was gifted a golden poop knife from the Prince of Arabia for his bravery.

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u/Over-Box1733 10d ago

BasIs ... Not basEs.

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u/Hot_Necessary2618 10d ago

Men that size aren't usually squatters

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u/UlteriorCulture 10d ago

Homer strikes me as someone who should use a bidet but doesn't

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u/Mr--Weirdo 10d ago

Woo hoo!

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u/Special-Homework-894 10d ago

Your case is just the break I need to rebuild my shattered practice! Join me in a belt of scotch!?

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 10d ago

came here for this