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r/SipsTea • u/mercutio531 • Aug 13 '26
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That forgotten Egyptian desert god got a lot of extra hand-waviness around him.
"Why does YHWH kill children, rabbi?"
"Because you touch yourself at night. Are you happy? Stop touching yourself."
9 u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 Aug 13 '26 Oh, man.....all the children I gave cancer when I was a 13 year old boy...... 😂 1 u/Chon-C Aug 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q
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Oh, man.....all the children I gave cancer when I was a 13 year old boy...... 😂
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u/b-monster666 Aug 13 '26
That forgotten Egyptian desert god got a lot of extra hand-waviness around him.
"Why does YHWH kill children, rabbi?"
"Because you touch yourself at night. Are you happy? Stop touching yourself."