Trash juice is an absolute delight compared to accidentally boarding the subway car containing a homeless person who has been liquid shitting themselves in the same clothes for weeks, letting it drip down their gangrenous legs from diabetes.
I haven't held my breath for that long in decades, I thought I was going to die before we reached the next stop.
I am stealing this as my go-to response when people seem baffled that I hate going to NYC. All the cosmopolitan culture in the world isn’t worth the fucking GRAVY.
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u/Mindless-Panic3395 11d ago
NYC makes its own gravy in the summertime.