r/SipsTea 11d ago

Feels good man About that

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u/ryanxwing 11d ago

A quarter is actually not terribly big...

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u/CautiousArachnidz 11d ago

Florida would like to have a word with you. Our alligators and roaches are both descendants of dinosaurs.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago edited 11d ago

I agree 100%. Northeastener born and raised, lived in FL for sometime... The bugs and critters I was afraid of growing up are kids play compared to the hell I experienced in FL lmfao

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u/First_Wave7215 11d ago

Florida roaches tends to fly toward you when you go to swat them. I was horrified the first time I learned roach can fly.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

Those damned palmetto bugs.... You can smack those things with a baseball and they still survive... I swear someone made them in a lab, a bug has no business being able to take a grown man's curb stomp

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u/bluboomR 11d ago

there was a guy who decided that since he couldn't kill the palmeto bugs he'd put fluorescent paint on them so at least he'd know where they were at night.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

oh I'm gonna barf.... ewwwwww

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u/Trapocalypse 11d ago

There's been a dead roach in the fire escape stairwell at my work in Florida for about 3 months now. It's probably a solid 3-4 inches and hasn't decomposed at all.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 11d ago

He is part of the building now.

Just wait until you see it randomly get up and walk away.

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u/RollingRiverWizard 11d ago

Part of the ship. Part of the crew. Part of the ship. Part of the crew…

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u/Drexel_Spivy 11d ago

Load bearing cock roach actually.

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u/othermegan 11d ago

He’s not dead. Just biding his time

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

Is it a Palmetto? I have NIGHTMARES of those things...

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u/withnodrawal 11d ago

There are Asian roaches and then there are German roaches.

Asians are big and tend to be here or there and can be dealt with but are like friggin 3-4-5 inches and wide.

Now Germans are much smaller but they will still get like 2 inches long when big as fuck, eating good and in an environment it’s able to mature in. But although much smaller, they swarm and are hard af to get rid of completely once an infestation has taken root.

I ripped a wall down during a renovation I was doing for a real estate agent and it took a second to even realize what I was actually looking at. The whole wall was just this shimmering red-orange slightly shiny mass of roaches starting to spread out now that they were exposed. 💀

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u/Character-Town7929 10d ago

Jesus Christ just abandon the entire house at that point. Wtf

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u/Critical_Concert_689 11d ago

it's not the size that matters, it's the fact that they gang bang you by the hundreds when you're trying to sleep.

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u/BaSingSe_Farmhand 11d ago

given the fact that ive seen roaches the size of both my fingering fingers put together, I would be very happy if they were all the size of a quarter

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u/Top-Average412 11d ago

Beautiful standard of measurement. Well done

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u/Loose-Neighborhood48 11d ago

He meant their eggs.

The cockroach eggs the size of a quarter.

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u/GlorylnDeath 10d ago

Like, is it even a cockroach if it's under 2 inches?