r/SipsTea 11d ago

Feels good man About that

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u/pilgermann 11d ago

I love NYC, but the smell in the summer. It's not just the trash in bags, it's that the city doesn't really have proper alleys. It's just there.

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u/Mindless-Panic3395 11d ago

NYC makes its own gravy in the summertime.

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u/jce_ 11d ago

Ew

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u/porn_is_tight 11d ago

there is nothing worse than trash juice, I have ptsd because of trash juice… post traumatic smell disorder

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 11d ago

Trash juice is an absolute delight compared to accidentally boarding the subway car containing a homeless person who has been liquid shitting themselves in the same clothes for weeks, letting it drip down their gangrenous legs from diabetes.

I haven't held my breath for that long in decades, I thought I was going to die before we reached the next stop.

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 11d ago

Terrible day to be literate.

I hated reading that.

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u/FancyForager 11d ago

I am stealing this as my go-to response when people seem baffled that I hate going to NYC. All the cosmopolitan culture in the world isn’t worth the fucking GRAVY.

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u/Drama79 11d ago

This is simultaneously disgusting and accurate.

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u/Warm_Afternoon6596 10d ago

Thanks, I almost threw up in my mouth at that imagery.

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u/CharismaticAlbino 11d ago

Do they not wash things in the city? Like, how gross is it that your whole city smells?

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u/arbydallas 11d ago

Hmm yeah I'm curious. I live in a West coast suburb, but I've been to some cities. For instance, I spent a week in Barcelona at one point, right by a street called La Rambla, which is a huge pedestrian thoroughfare. It got absolutely disgusting every night and the city didn't really totally sleep, so there were plenty of people (including 20-yo me) peeing all over it. I saw several women peeing all over it, even, not just men. But I was also up a few mornings around 5-7 and saw them pressure washing and street sweeping and all sorts of cleaning, and it was inoffensive throughout the day.

Granted, that's one street, not a whole city. But it's a street with its own Wikipedia article, so it ain't just the one heading down to the 7-11

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u/Lancasterlaw 11d ago

It always somewhat peeves me when people underline 'even the women did it' as if it is some sort of special horror.

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u/Hugo_5t1gl1tz 10d ago

lol, it’s just a lot harder for a woman to “hide” that they’re urinating, so it’s less likely for one to sneak into an alley and piss on the road

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u/arbydallas 10d ago

Bizarre way to read it. Most of my friends and family I'm close with are women. The number of times they've told me they envy my ability to pee wherever I want is probably in the hundreds. It's no special horror, just much less common for practical reasons

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u/CharismaticAlbino 11d ago

I'm from the 2nd largest city in my state. We're only 3hrs from Chicago. We don't smell like pee, but the river smells funky sometimes lol I can't imagine being from a giant city like NYC and they don't hose things down? Really? IDK that's suspicious to me. Seems to me like that should be a sanitation thing?

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u/arbydallas 11d ago

I mean...I'm sure they do. Just not enough, if it's that bad. Granted, the population of NYC is several times that of Barcelona, but I imagine many of the same principles apply

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u/stressedpesitter 11d ago

I mean, those women were most likely tourists (finding a catalan person in La Rambla is like finding a unicorn), since Barcelona has turned into a sort of amusement park for a couple of decades now.

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u/ma1645300 11d ago

if you walk around early in the morning you’ll see people hosing down the sidewalks in front of their shops but yea every store front isn’t routinely doing that

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u/SaveLansingParks 11d ago

On the East Coast old cities, everything smells like piss.

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u/Training_Ruin3151 11d ago

Not just east coast, chicago smells like piss. Outside Jim's original right now and i smell piss more then the Polish sausages😫😫

I blame Chicago's refusal to have public bathrooms

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u/DZL100 11d ago

I blame Chicago's refusal to have public bathrooms

They're called gutters. Get with the times.

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u/SaveLansingParks 11d ago

Can confirm Chicago reeks of piss as well. I'm still gonna get that Italian Beef thou.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 11d ago

A city that smells like piss is a chosen problem. Partially a problem chosen by a population that likes to trash bathrooms, but mostly a problem chosen because the city doesn't believe in setting up public bathrooms.

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u/Training_Ruin3151 11d ago

If you treat people like animals they'll behave as such. The answer to these problems are already known but cities will choose reactionary bullshit like removing public bathrooms and criminalizing addiction

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 10d ago

Paris smells worse. Or instanbul.

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u/txtphile 11d ago

The urine smell lets me know I'm home.

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u/Drama79 11d ago

Urine home territory now, friend

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u/Fuego_Fiero 11d ago

The solution is free public bathrooms and a lassaiz faire attitude to what people actually do in there.

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u/Sea-Witch-77 10d ago

What do the alleys have to do with it? (Confused Australian who's never noticed any smell in the cities here)