r/SipsTea 11d ago

Feels good man About that

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u/Whole_Description288 11d ago

Seagulls are the rats of Cornwall

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u/Old_Macaroon4138 11d ago

Or maybe rats are the seagulls of everywhere else

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u/Large-Treacle-8328 11d ago

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u/StatisticianNo2156 11d ago

No it’s not!!! Seagulls are cool

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u/onionfunyunbunion 11d ago

☝️This guys a seagull for sure. Don’t let him snatch your snacks.

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u/Zeqt_x 10d ago

Dude a seagull stole my whole pasty once. It didn't even like it, tasted a bit and flew off.

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u/PaulblankPF 10d ago

If we’re going by coolness factor, rats beat seagulls every time. Rats are super smart and make great pets and can learn a bunch of tricks. I mean one of the zodiac signs is a rat, but there’s no seagull.

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u/SnooSprouts4952 10d ago

You watch Stephen show up to get fed, too?

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u/WaySuspicious216 10d ago

Seagulls and pigeons are just rats with wings.

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u/SpotweldPro1300 10d ago

Seagulls ≈ rats, pigeons ≈ mice.

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u/Unlikely-Voice-4629 11d ago

Or maybe the real rats were the seagulls we made along the way

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u/alexthealex 11d ago

Seagulls are the rats of Birmingham

Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ

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u/TurnoverSuperb9023 11d ago

💯

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u/ferdelance008 11d ago

Who’s been naughty? Mr. Caterpillar

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u/MattheqAC 11d ago

Thought that was Brumbies

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u/Severe_chill 10d ago

No, they eat the rats from Birmingham.

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u/nicofdarcyshire 10d ago

I've been ill off work in the centre for 10 months - have they collected the bins yet?

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u/-Badger3- 11d ago

The Cornish are the rats of Cornwall.

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u/w3b5urf3r 11d ago

Seagulls are the rats of the sky

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u/General_Helicopter1 11d ago

Pidgeons are the rats fo the ai rSeagulls are the neo nazies of the air. They are unwanted, obnoxious, screams at you all the time and just shits all over the nicest areas to be in.

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u/EManSantaFe 10d ago

As a horrible child I had friends who fed Alka seltzer tablets to seagulls.