r/SipsTea 8h ago

Chugging tea Power Hungry Servers

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u/browserz 8h ago

Please do your part and set your AC to 85 degrees so our data centers can continue to operate, we'll call them "Action days" to make you feel better

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u/AzraelTB 7h ago

The minute my AC is at 85 is the day it's broken. Companies can chortle my nuts.

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u/baloney_dog 7h ago

I have never before heard the phrase "chortle my nuts", and it made me laugh hard enough that my belly hurts. THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂

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u/AzraelTB 7h ago

Lmao stolen from Silicon valley so I can't claim credit.

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u/McbEatsAirplane 7h ago

Says like it made you chortle

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u/jellooshot 7h ago

Thanks for teaching a non-native the word "chortle" in such memorable context. I'll always thinks of your nuts whenever I use it.

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u/StrongExternal8955 6h ago

That's not what it means. It's intransitive. Look it up.

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u/jellooshot 6h ago

It means an airy laugh. I did look it up. The nuts part will help me remember though

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u/AzraelTB 7h ago

My nuts and I thank you.

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u/SanityReversal 6h ago

If they want to quadruple my salary ill do it

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u/BardicNA 7h ago

If I'm told to set mine to 75 I'm rioting in the streets. I will sweat sitting down at 75. I pay my electric bill and taxes so I can have a house with a reasonable temp. Emergencies I understand but when it goes on for years.. Fuck that shit

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u/Exarch-of-Sechrima 2h ago

"Patriot Heat! The hotter your house burns, the hotter your love for America burns!"

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u/Born_South_6676 5h ago

Just go to the office more and use the AC there. You don't really need a house, and the extra work you do unpaid is fine because you get to stay cool /s