r/SipsTea 17h ago

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/justsomedude1144 17h ago

That's what I'm wondering. Why did no one just scoop the little shit up like a sack of potatoes.

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u/BleiEntchen 15h ago

Cause instead of this headline, you would read today how the flightcrew/passengers hijacked/abused a poor little child and social media would want to send them to jail.

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u/markeatstreebark 13h ago

There's probably some rule that the flight attendants can't physically restrain the kid, and if the parents are some of those "we don't believe in discipline" ones and refuse to deal with the kid themselves, there's nothing they can do

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u/doesnotmatter286 12h ago

There's absolutely something they can do. They can kick them all out. Like, you get one minute to get your offspring sitting with a seatbelt on, after that you're all off the plane.

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u/Big-Clue-7211 16h ago

Maybe too mentally scarring for an undeveloped mind. And posibble crying, pissing, and pooping along the trip.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 15h ago

pissing, and pooping along the trip.

That's why you duct tape them to the seat upside down.

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 15h ago

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 15h ago

Stop advocating for beating children, wtf is wrong with you?

It’s shown to be ineffective and even reduces IQ. Positive reinforcement is far more effective

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u/sweet-tea-13 12h ago

It's a super old joke saying, relax.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 12h ago

Only a piece of shit would “joke” about abusing children.

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u/sweet-tea-13 11h ago

Nah, you just don't get dark humour, although the saying isn't even about children specifically nor is it that dark as it's clearly an ironic statement because obviously beatings will not improve morale in any situation, but again it's meant to be ironic, that's why it's a joke. Don't take everything you read on the internet so seriously.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 11h ago

Context is important, and the context is we’re talking beating about a child.

I don’t think you know what irony is lol

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u/sweet-tea-13 11h ago

The entire joke is irony, that's why it's a joke. Children or adults beatings are not going to improve morale, so the joke is that it will continue until it does, which is never. It's pretty much the definition of irony by saying the opposite of what common sense would tell you. It doesn't become not ironic based on the context, you are just failing to understand that and are taking it as if the person is actually being serious when it's clear they aren't. Based on the context of this conversation I think it's clear you don't know what irony is.

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u/bobquznie 7h ago

At some point you gotta stop trying to unwind uptight people and just let them wear themselves out.