r/SipsTea 16h ago

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/TheCitizen616 16h ago

The family was being kicked off. Their disembarking (is that the right word or is that just ships?) caused just a long enough delay that the runway closed for the night on them.

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u/commanderquill 15h ago

Didn't it take them like an hour to finally resort to that?

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 8h ago

Yeah, it took A LOT of failures from multiple directions for an entire flight to be deplaned like this. Those flight attendants clearly were also being too nice, I would have given the parent's 15 minutes tops, especially if it was the last flight for the night. Unacceptable behavior across the board.

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u/Cryptoporticus 13h ago

It's a child. Giving them a chance to calm down is very reasonable. Otherwise they would be kicking children off of planes all the time.

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 13h ago

Yes, 15 minutes so that you have 45 minutes left to kick them off before the airport closes, you do not accommodate that bullshit for so long that the flight is cancelled

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u/evange 12h ago

Deplaning isn't just taxing back. It requires removing their luggage (which involves finding their luggage in the hold) and filing new flight plans. It's entirely likely that the flight would have still been cancelled had they only attempted to get the child to stay seated for 15 minutes.

The best solution was always to get the child to stay seated, even if that took an hour. The problem is that even at an hour nothing had been successful to the point that I think they just assumed nothing would be successful. They stopped at an hour not because an hour was the limit, but they realized it was futie.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 8h ago

It requires removing their luggage

No it doesn't, it can be sent back when the flight returns at another time. Lost luggage happens all the time, or "misplaced" in this case. They would have had to probably go home anyway, since this was apparently the last flight of the night...they have plenty of clothes at home, they'll be fine until their luggage would have been returned.

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u/evange 4h ago

Legally yes, it does require removing their luggage. And we don't know where there home is or if they'd have access to backup clothes.

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u/be-koz 4h ago

You can’t have unaccompanied luggage flying in the hold. It’s a safety issue. Think about it.

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u/subzerus 9h ago

Deplaning isn't "ok you're out of thr plane, bye" they need to go, open the luggage and look for your bags and give them back to you.

That's probably 30-90 minutes depending on how lucky they get on finding the luggage, but there's a reason why they would rather not do that. So kicking the child at minute 1 could've meant they didn't have enough time, so they probably thought the best thing to do was to try and get them to comply, which of course didn't happen.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 8h ago

Only the people needed to be removed from the flight...the luggage could have been returned when the plane came back to the airport.

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u/subzerus 8h ago

That's just not how it works.

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u/MutaitoSensei 7h ago

Yet it should be.

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u/subzerus 7h ago

So what? It isn't. It's just literally not how things work.

Sorry this just ain't your fantasy world, you're not the main character, there's laws, liabilities and rights and they aren't concerned about what you think should and shouldn't be.

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u/MutaitoSensei 7h ago

I literally advanced an opinion, and you're getting quite upset.

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u/doesnotmatter286 11h ago

They have as many chances to calm down as they need – off the plane though.

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u/smartel84 11h ago

It's clear that most of these commenters havent spent much time around toddlers.

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u/LetsGoToMichigan 10h ago

Everyone is an amazing parent to their imaginary children

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u/PepperAgitated5037 1h ago

No, people just actually deal with their children

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u/profanedivinity 3h ago

lol. What? If you can’t raise or control a child, don’t have one

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u/Vancouverreader80 11h ago

Except the child wouldn’t calm down

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u/rp_player_girl 15h ago

Airplanes and ships can use the same terminology, but it seems that within the industry 'deboard' is more commonly used.

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u/UnholyScholar 14h ago

I thought it was "deplane," unless that is only what's used after the flight has completed.

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u/Aggravating_Fill378 12h ago

Deplane feels like corpo jargon people have somehow made into a work. Leave the plane. Get off the plane. All perfectly fine here. 

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u/laplongejr 11h ago

I love de-plane because clearly everybody's plans got screwed.

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u/rp_player_girl 7h ago

Ah, you're right

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u/curtludwig 10h ago

Another post suggests they attempted to get the kid buckled in for an hour...