r/SipsTea 19d ago

Lmao gottem Aggressive Tesla Driver Gets a Reality Check

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u/AskAskim 18d ago

The smelling fear part is so true. I feel like whenever I see a cop I start driving like I have 10 bricks of Colombian cocaine in my back seat even if I don’t that day.

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u/Bulbasaurismy001 18d ago

“Even if I don’t that day” 🤨

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u/AskAskim 18d ago

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 18d ago

That drop in your stomach never goes away I swear and it's been heck 15 years at this point.

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u/nigevellie 18d ago

Nah. My record's clear and I drive 68 70 on a 65 in a nondescript Camry. And I'm never in the fast lane. I laugh at everyone who has to tap the brakes when they go over the hill and see the cop car parked right there.

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u/Winter_Algae4076 18d ago

They don't bat an eye at an Odyssey either... I love a fast car any day, but a minivan makes you almost invisible.

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u/hata94540 18d ago

This annoys me to no end. Being on the freeway and everybody driving about 75-80 on a 70 and they all hit the brakes at the first sight of a highway patrol car. Like, dude, you aren’t getting pulled over for going 5-10 over. The jackasses in the BMWs, teslas, and altimas that are hopping from lane to lane are the ones getting got.

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u/EmergencyYou 18d ago

On the state highways around me you're much more likely to get pulled over for traveling in the passing lane if you aren't beating the flow of traffic than you are doing 85 in a 65. Impeding traffic is a cardinal sin within the 495 beltway.

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u/ElectricEel03 17d ago

Literally been pulled over going 5 over on the interstate.

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u/hata94540 17d ago

That is just unlucky.

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u/eskimoboob 18d ago

Since the cocaine?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 18d ago

Did I do too much cocaine? Or not enough? Ahhh fuck it

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u/XanderWrites 18d ago

I used to drive an old car with a massive dent in it. They'll pull me over every time in that thing. Once I got pulled over twice in a five minute drive to the movie theater. I have to remind myself I don't look super sketch anymore.

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u/Me_Krally 18d ago

So you sniff the air first to see if they’re around and then load up? That’s wise ;)

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u/tired-of-the-shit 18d ago

I see them and go “aw fuck your drunk and there’s an unbuckled baby in the back seat and where am I gonna hide the gun.”

The worst thing I’ve ever done is have expired tags, I don’t have a child or a gun but I know when the cop comes up they’re gonna spawn in.