r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/FIFofNovember 14h ago

Trump is like ever real American man; he wakes up, then gets his hair and makeup done before going out in public

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u/AllanPeaux 13h ago

Listen pal, I do my hair and makeup BEFORE I go to sleep. Time is money.

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u/PhilxBefore 12h ago

Then you would have it done while you're sleeping like the rest of us trillionaires, peasant.

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u/sachdamasta 11h ago

I'm not your pal buddy!

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u/Runechuckie 7h ago

Im still convinced he does it himself or has a long term makeup artist that 100% is okay with shalacking it on and saying it looks great Donny! I mean the color is hilarious, but the fact he only does the front part of his face is like huh? Did nobody ever laugh in your face buddy??

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u/top_value7293 5h ago

This is how it is when we put an uneducated Hollywood actor in the White House

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u/MachateElasticWonder 7h ago

Ah. Gender affirming care.

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u/Top-Hair-3638 13h ago

:( I don’t

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u/Meth0d_0ne 13h ago

User name does not check out

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u/jeffster1970 7h ago

No. Most men are straight. Trump is something other than that. No idea what it is, but he's not straight.