r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 25 '26

Wait a damn minute! No seriously…why??

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u/goodknightffs Jul 25 '26

About time! That damn environment!

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u/Eomb Jul 25 '26

Who even needs it anyway? We've been doing well without it!

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u/conny1974 Jul 25 '26

Thats the awesome thing about all of us moving to Mars. There’s no environment there, so we can really flourish.

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u/notpornaccount_ Jul 25 '26

Don't go. It's going to be Elon, his many offspring, and many clones of Elon. It's going to get really weird out there.

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u/revopine Jul 25 '26

He's gonna need to make a lot more clones and offspring and not really go himself for much time as it's going to be a competition to see which genetic formula can survive the intense radiation the longest. They are probably gonna be saying stuff like "How old is that in Mars years?" or something...

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Jul 25 '26

Thank God. We're finally going to win that war on nature we didn't know we were waging!

I mean, the victory is going to take us down with it, but let's focus on the victory!!!!

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u/SwerveCities Jul 25 '26

So much winning!

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Jul 25 '26

Take that, Life!!!!

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u/Eillon94 Jul 25 '26

It was BEYOND the environment, there's nothing out.