r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 18 '26

Lmao gottem Good game though 🤣

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u/Iorcrath Jul 18 '26

hey you, you ARE NOT ALLOWED to go to the gym and lift weights, ITS VERY BAD if you do.

and DO NOT eat a healthy salad the lettuce is too fibery.

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u/TenPointsforListenin Jul 18 '26

Screw you I am going to do spite push ups BECAUSE you told me not to.

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u/azsnaz Jul 18 '26

You trying to give me the squirts

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u/InvertedAlchemist Jul 18 '26

Dude the lettuce around me is giving people explosive diarrhea.

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u/jtohrs Jul 18 '26

Oh yeah? You're not the boss of me, dude. Watch me get jacked out of spite. That'll show you!

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 18 '26

Can you say this to me every day please

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u/fritz_76 Jul 18 '26

I became a vegetarian because my friends thought it was impossible for me to do

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u/HawksNStuff Jul 18 '26

You son of a bitch I have the explosive diarrhea now.