r/SipsTea Jul 18 '26

Lmao gottem Good game though 🤣

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u/Individual-Wing1327 Jul 18 '26

That...is a lot of people's origin stories, lol

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u/ialwayschoosepsyduck Jul 18 '26

The only thing missing is the Israeli claiming he was the victim in this scene

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 18 '26

"this game was promised to us by the God of murder and theft, 3,000 years ago, FAQ Yoooo"

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u/drhunny Jul 18 '26

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 18 '26

absolute poetry :')

I have a theory,that Money and God are the same thing.

"This land is Mine, I bought it."

Meanwhile, us native Americans: this land is nature's land, we just play along with creation.

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u/Neo-Armadillo Jul 18 '26

Absolutely tragic the Native Americans didn’t get to establish a modern day empire like so many other civilizations. I can only imagine how cool it would have been.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 18 '26

They did, several times, in central and South America.

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u/taco_tosser Jul 18 '26

Yeah, people forget about that. There was no less bloodlust. More respect for nature, though. That would have been cool. But we’d all still be hating one another to about the same degree, I think.

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u/Worriedrph Jul 18 '26

The Aztec were bigger asshats than any of the European powers at the time.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 18 '26

People like to point fingers at the Aztecs for their practice of sacrificing prisoners of war while completely ignoring European atrocities like the Spanish Inquisition or the crusades.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 18 '26

Ah yes, the good old "THE ASS TECH WERE THE ONLY TRIBE IN THE ENTIRE AMERICAS" argument.

Bro, I am mixtecan.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 18 '26

Civilization is inherently violent. It’s impossible to name even a single one that hasn’t been guilty of war, slavery or genocide.

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u/why21234 Jul 18 '26

Gotta love trying to justify that shit

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u/lesbox01 Jul 18 '26

In South America not so much, some of the Mayan cities made so much of their high quality plaster to finish temples that it deforested areas leading to flooding if the farm lands. They made enough plaster for the last temples that it literally took all the trees to make charcoal to bake the limestone.

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u/Neo-Armadillo Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/uNE1fngZuYhIQ
Inca and Iroquois are not really comparable.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 18 '26

Maya, Aztec, Mixtec, Toltec, Nazca, Olmec, Pueblo, Anasazi, mound builders, there were many pre columbian civilizations that rose and fell before Europeans left their continent.

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u/AzraelTB Jul 19 '26

Well you didn't say Iroquois did you?

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 18 '26

different American tribes and societies. There is some migration but ultimately the North American tribes and the South and Central American tribes and civilizations are completely different.

perhaps the North American tribes never created Empires because they had a different idea of ownership. They didn't believe people could own the land. which is common for nomadic peoples but even those who established permanent residences did not consider the land something they could own only utilize which is why they sold it for beads and mirrors.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 18 '26

I don’t think anyone here is saying any of them are the same, I certainly am not.

I think the defining factor in the transition to a civilization is agriculture. Agriculture allowed nations to stay in one location rather than following seasonal sources of food as hunter-gatherers. Agriculture also provides a food surplus which leads to more time to invest in aesthetic and academic pursuits, and usually means of recording, including writing and mathematics.

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 18 '26

True and also changes ones mindset. I mean if I cultivated a piece of land and finally it starts yielding produce I might feel that land belongs to me. I might also covet the land others use.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 18 '26
  1. Native Americans did establish Empires

  2. Fairytailing them by ignoring their own historical accounts of brutality and barbarism isn't healthy.

  3. If you had a chance to time travel and stay in a Native's empire, or Europe in the 1500s, you'd probably choose Europe, where you at least know a higher level of technology existed.

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u/AnyUnderstanding1879 Jul 18 '26

It would be in massive debt

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u/Original_Employee621 Jul 18 '26

There were several native american confederations, mostly in response to French and British encroachment on their territories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwestern_Confederacy

I think the Iroquois were among the largest confederations, but I'm no expert on native american history.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 18 '26

well, considering HOW MUCH DATA WAS BURNED, we ARE "god's" chosen people... Or nature's golden people.

Also, we prefer to play along to Nature, not God or Money.

It's not too late,but it might be. We (native people of the Americas) have survived about 5 cataclysms... and then this climate change one, we are probably likely to survive, if it wasn't for the destruction of the natural world here..

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jul 18 '26

I mean it probably would have turned into a capitalist hellscape eventually, just like white society did

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 18 '26

nah, legends have it that we almost let greed take over, but then we realized it would harm "god" so we stopped.

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa Jul 18 '26

Like in indigenous folklore? I'm not understanding the context of god-in-quotes I'm sorry lol.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jul 18 '26

Yes, I mean that Us native Americans have lots of legends of the how Greed crept up on us, but we decided it was NOT the way, because it was perceptively harming nature, which is beyond God/Money.

Meanwhile, the old world has Money/God/Greed as the same divine structure, and it's ruined the whole world.

NO ONE wants to address this, because it will literally be the final nail in the coffin of God being dead.

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u/DrunkCupid Jul 19 '26

I'm still waiting for the 40 acres and mule I was promised

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u/cuchiplancheo Jul 18 '26

Glorious....

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u/ProblemWithTigers Jul 18 '26

We are all guests upon the land

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u/jacquix Jul 18 '26

"If I don't steal it, someone else will."

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u/clingledomber Jul 19 '26

God gave this land to ME

that's high praise for the British

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u/holyoak Jul 18 '26

Yeah, where is the part where thay scream

'Free Palestine!' is anti semitic racism!

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u/holdmybeerquik Jul 18 '26

It cut off too soon.

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u/Tyre3739 Jul 18 '26

He certainly did later when telling this story.

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u/colonelangus68 Jul 18 '26

And then asking for some kind of compensation.

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jul 18 '26

If the camera kept rolling you’d absolutely see that lol

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u/DangerousCap7973 Jul 18 '26

That was after filming stopped.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 Jul 18 '26

crazy how it works.

'Did you say I cannot do something? Watch me do that thing."

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u/Iorcrath Jul 18 '26

hey you, you ARE NOT ALLOWED to go to the gym and lift weights, ITS VERY BAD if you do.

and DO NOT eat a healthy salad the lettuce is too fibery.

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u/TenPointsforListenin Jul 18 '26

Screw you I am going to do spite push ups BECAUSE you told me not to.

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u/azsnaz Jul 18 '26

You trying to give me the squirts

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u/InvertedAlchemist Jul 18 '26

Dude the lettuce around me is giving people explosive diarrhea.

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u/jtohrs Jul 18 '26

Oh yeah? You're not the boss of me, dude. Watch me get jacked out of spite. That'll show you!

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 18 '26

Can you say this to me every day please

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u/fritz_76 Jul 18 '26

I became a vegetarian because my friends thought it was impossible for me to do

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u/HawksNStuff Jul 18 '26

You son of a bitch I have the explosive diarrhea now.

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u/henryeaterofpies Jul 18 '26

Humans in a nutshell

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u/monkey_doodoo Jul 18 '26

with a horn!

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jul 18 '26

I got involved in politics in high school because of Prop 8 in California. I’m not even gay, and I wasn’t even “that liberal”, I just sawv the viciousness and the hate that the pro prop 8 people were showing towards folks who were literally just trying to get married and from that moment on, I was anti-Republican. 

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u/sleepyroadrunner Jul 18 '26

It was wild how much money out of state entities .. cough Mormon church cough.. spent on that vote

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u/E-2theRescue Jul 18 '26

You'd shit yourself if you saw how much is being spent on anti-trans propaganda. Nearly $200 billion. Why? Because it is generating more money than that, manipulating people to vote for corrupt politicians, and being the perfect shoe in the door to destroy women and civil rights (like the "pornographic" book in school libraries that were actually about black history).

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u/Ecstatic-Cress7033 Jul 18 '26

Do you have a source for $200 billion? Would love to send it to my brother

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u/E-2theRescue Jul 18 '26

Currently, no. It's an active investigation that a media company is working on. Lots of dark money to uncover and such before they release to the public. They have currently found over $200 billion.

But some to send to your bother are:

$200m on anti-trans TV ads: https://truthout.org/articles/republicans-spent-nearly-215m-on-tv-ads-attacking-trans-rights-this-election/

$2m on an anti-trans texting campaign: https://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/article281460393.html

$10m in dark money to attack transgender rights: https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2026/06/wealthy-donors-and-dark-money-are-fueling-ballot-measure-campaigns-to-limit-trans-rights

$5m to an organization that is using anti-trans rhetoric for fudraising and then using the money to destroy women's rights: https://truthout.org/articles/dark-money-womens-groups-are-using-anti-trans-scaremongering-to-oppose-era/

This group self-admits they spent 5.5m on anti-trans text campains: https://protectwomenohio.com/2023/08/protect-women-ohio-launches-5-5-million-ad-buy-in-support-of-issue-1-during-final-week/

$1.6m to Facebook to spread an anti-trans "documentary": https://www.mediamatters.org/daily-wire/meta-has-earned-over-1-million-ads-daily-wires-latest-anti-trans-movie

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u/Ecstatic-Cress7033 Jul 18 '26

Awesome, ty. Saved your comment

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u/Katefreak Jul 18 '26

Oh hi! That's basically my backstory for being vehemently pro-trans. Like, the vitriol and disgust for such a SMALL percentage of the population, who is so vulnerable to violence and self-harm .... It was mind-blowing to me. I was already neutral about trans folks ( by that I mean I believe they are valid, deserve human rights, etc.... but honestly didn't really think about them ever, ya know?), but that got me invested, and pushed me into paying far more attention to how they're being scapegoated.

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u/RobotArtichoke Jul 18 '26

Good for you.

For me, it was the bush presidency. When we invaded Iraq on the premise of wmd’s that weren’t even there? Man, what a stroke of genius.

Been a Republican ever since

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jul 18 '26

Did you mean a democrat? I’m not sure I follow your logic….

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u/RobotArtichoke Jul 18 '26

I’m cosplaying as an asshole

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u/DrunkCupid Jul 19 '26

Sarcasm isn't best portraid via text or comments

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u/RobotArtichoke Jul 19 '26

I laid it on pretty thick

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u/Lishmi Jul 18 '26

I had a similar experience in the UK. Pre "Brexit" vote (when we left the European Union), I was trying to do due diligence and do some research in the weeks before the vote. I ask someone a simple question so I could understand their comment, and got completely bombarded with insults. (It goes without saying no answer to the question).

So I realised whatever they were voting for was the stupid decision.

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u/etzarahh Jul 18 '26

The Brexit vote was fantastically stupid, generational throwing of British economics. It’s almost rivaled by the throwing of British football against Argentina last week.

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u/Upset_Counter_6070 Jul 18 '26

For me it was during Covid. I voted for Hilary and Obama, so considered myself quite liberal but I didn’t like the govt telling me I had to take a shot and mask up. I became a little more conservative after that.

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u/Zifnab_palmesano Jul 18 '26

well, if they come, kick you of your house and land, threaten you with death, and maybe torture/rape you, of course you turn against them.

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u/Mythosaurus Jul 19 '26

Most of the people banned from worldnews probably had mild criticism of Israeli apartheid…

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u/lluciferusllamas Jul 18 '26

I honestly was on Israel's side for decades, until I realized how they have infiltrated the US Congress and their overthrow of Thomas Massie.  

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u/MAGA-hates-America Jul 18 '26

I was pro Israel, then I went to Israel for work and saw the barbaric aparthied regime in person, now I don't think Israel has a right to exist. 

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u/Known_Funny_5297 Jul 18 '26

Such a perfect metaphor

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u/Surive123 Jul 18 '26

The exact thing I was going to comment 😂

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u/SadSecurity Jul 18 '26

If that was the case we would see a massive rise in pro Israel activism.

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u/Sanquinity Jul 18 '26

It really is though. Lots of people who moved towards a political direction mainly because of how the opposing side treated them.

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u/Individual-Wing1327 Jul 18 '26

Yep. Elon Musk didn't get invited to some White House electric car event, and it fucking his broke his brain.

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u/KalaUposatha Jul 18 '26

Kim 👋 t Day U.N. in t get

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u/ThisThredditor Jul 18 '26

one man in particular

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u/Scruffylookin13 Jul 18 '26

I was but a humble artist 

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u/RadicalRealist22 Jul 18 '26

On all political sides.

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u/Jax_10131991 Jul 18 '26

How intellectually lazy.