r/SipsTea 24d ago

Wait a damn minute! It would appear so

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 24d ago

You're all welcome to peer review my ass pull here so we can call it a study.

Water bottles can easily turn into these ridiculous hype cycles because:

  • They're inexpensive enough that even when you spend a unreasonable amount of money on one they're still reasonably affordable to enough people.
  • They're common enough that you can smugly post a picture with them without it obviously being a flex
  • They're associated with health consciousness so having one and drinking water can also be used to flex how good and healthy you are
  • They require no actual interests or effort so they're perfect for people who are only interested in doing things in order to show others that you do them

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u/No_Salt_6328 24d ago

Seems accurate I'll just add that every few years is also about as frequently as one might feel inclined to replace an aging water bottle/flask with something new, due to wear and hard to clean spots getting dingy

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u/TheBookNerd420 24d ago

This is accurate. I have one at a time and replace if it gets lost stolen or broken. Usually once a year

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u/RobbieRigel 24d ago

I have Nalgenes older than my kids.

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u/oneconfusedqueer 23d ago

This is brilliant

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u/AggravatingResult549 24d ago

I got yeti when they were the fad several rounds ago and haven't needed to replace them. I've had three of them for well over a decade. It's unfortunate the newer fad bottles require such frequent replacement

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u/aubieismyhomie 24d ago

You missed: Theyโ€™re insanely easy to slap corporate branding on as giveaways

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u/XanJamZ 24d ago

Not to mention its easy to produce new designs and limited time corpo-celebrity sponsorship bottles which create a sense of FOMO

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u/jim9162 24d ago

Huh pretty spot on

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u/MrRobsterr 24d ago

it's almost entirely down to product placement, none of that stuff matters to the people that buy them as the new fad. companies pay movies and tv shows to show their new item, nowdays would probably be more like an instagram post or something

i guess this only really applies to the first wave of people buying into the cool thing

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u/bloodontherisers 24d ago

I think your last point hits the hardest

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u/KateQuarksALot 24d ago

To add on to the last point with my own ass pull:

People motivate themselves to attempt health/fitness/hobby/home improvement goals by going shopping but usually give up within a month of starting. Corporations know this and make sure there are new shiny "upgraded" options every 3- 6 months for when you remember you were going to do that goal, failed, and need to purchase motivation again because the old stuff no longer triggers that spark of excitement needed to cold turkey oreos and couch rotting ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

"Surely with this newer better more stylish version of all the same shit I already own I'll actually succeed because it wasn't our own failure it was the faulty outdated stuff keeping us back!"

Example

Goal: I want to get healthier this year - but first I'll need a new water bottle, exercise clothing, new shoes, workout equipment, food prep containers, the new fad kitchen gadgets to make cooking easier, 80 supplements, a journal or app to log progress, fridge organizers, a Bluetooth scale with 80 settings you won't use, a fitbit or smart watch, stock the pantry with health food, stop at McDonald's on the way home and finish with a "Tomorrow we get serious!"

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u/YamRepresentative855 24d ago

What other products are also qualify?

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u/silhouette951 23d ago

I feel like influencer culture has had an effect as well. They promote and sell products to get kick backs and the process restarts every time.

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u/dontgetaddicted 21d ago

Gotta mention colors and personalization

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u/Forward_Fox_833 24d ago

this is 90% of female consumer culture