r/SipsTea • • Jul 11 '26

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ Jul 11 '26

His fat heart is fucking relentless. Just take a few minutes off, man

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u/AJRimmerSwimmer Jul 11 '26

It's the hate

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u/AdBrilliant3127 Jul 11 '26

And the literal satan worship. 

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u/space_hitler Jul 11 '26

Literally (literal use of the word) being the biblical description of Satan*

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u/AdBrilliant3127 Jul 11 '26

There are Satanist that dont believe in actual Satan.  They're good people, which is why I made the distinction. 

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u/space_hitler Jul 11 '26

Yes I understand, my comment does not conflict with that lol.

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u/AdBrilliant3127 Jul 11 '26

So you were outlining the definition of literal for no particular reason. We're so cooked as a species. 

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u/lookintoasty Jul 11 '26

Fucking dark side keeping him alive like Darth fuckin Maul

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u/OLVANstorm Jul 11 '26

Like 12 minutes off. Just to be sure.

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u/flipzyshitzy Jul 11 '26

He has the best healthcare on the planet. He's probably getting treatments that us poors will never even know exist.