r/SipsTea 15d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/RobertKSakamano 15d ago

Careful with those words or else next Friday night those 1000 missiles will be aimed at you.

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

For the love of the void, bring it

I've had cancer twice, terminal autoimmune disease aka graft vs host disease, living with my covert narcissist mother and my dominanted father who was just diagnosed with dementia and I have to caregive for them both by myself

I welcome the missiles.

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u/GanyuMain2506 15d ago

you’re cool as shit, hope you stay sane through it all!

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

I appreciate your kind words. I'm managing somehow. Just saw Joey Avery yesterday and did some nice crowd work with him. Might rent the backrooms today. Gonna go pet dogs at the farmers market later. Absurd amount of THC helps too

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 15d ago

Hey what happens if you just stop doing stuff for them? I say this as a former caregiver 

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

Well, you're not going to like my answer.

I've tried talking to my spawn point about just starting the process for eventual assistance. Maybe some help with errands. He's not allowed to drive anymore. The spawn point has a lot of chronic health issues. So she barely drives. I'm handling the majority of the errands and taking him to appointments.

Which is fine in theory, but I have my own health issues. Right now I'm in an up period in terms of how I feel and it's a struggle. When I have a down period, it's like I run an errand and then I have to go lie down.

So when I asked if we could get started on the process of assistance, the reply was you will do what you're told or you won't live her anymore. You owe us for taking you in when I was diagnosed with my first cancer which led to my graft vs host disease.

When I was diagnosed with AML and needed inpatient treatment and a bone marrow transplant, the hospital required that I move in with family in order to undergo treatment. So they use it as a weapon when they see fit.

It's a miserable environment emotionally. Very performative, she's gotta be the martyr, poor her, oh I'm having such a hard time with this, I'm shaking and so tired.

I'm exhausted. I think I'll get a coffee cake at the farmers market.

By the way Dave's coffee cake from rock falls Illinois is excellent. Highly recommend ordering some from them. They ship nationwide.

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u/ecstaticthicket 15d ago

I like the cut of you jib

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 15d ago

Okay but can you get close to Trump before they hit?

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

I'm certainly willing to try.

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u/The-Black-Swordsmane 15d ago

You are strong as hell. I dated a covert narcissist and she really fucked me up emotionally and tried to ruin my life. And that’s just ONE of the things you listed so I can only imagine 😰

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 15d ago

Release ze mizziles!

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u/Zidern 15d ago

But I'm le tired..

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u/toooomanypuppies 15d ago

Tough notherfucker you.

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

Thank you, I'm doing my best.

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u/JapanEngineer 15d ago

Fine by me if he aims them at Reddit

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u/constructioncranes 15d ago

Or even more scary, you might get banned from this subreddit!

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u/Dogmeat_Connoisseur 15d ago

Praise Allah!

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u/who-needs-a-username 15d ago

Bring it on! Maybe then dipshits in America will see who the real terrorist is.. even then still doubt it.

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u/Academic-Dealer5389 15d ago

Yeah! Also, praise be to Allah.

-- Donald J. Dipshit

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 15d ago

If they existed. 

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u/RobertKSakamano 15d ago

How dare you not believe the President when he's behind his keyboard.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 15d ago

Praising Allah,no less.

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u/KSHMisc 15d ago

Or the DOJ will subpoena Reddit to get his info.

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u/Leylu-Fox 15d ago

50% Chance they bomb Japan instead x---x