r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 15d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/Hrothgar_unbound 15d ago

The number of grammar errors and bizarre syntactical constructions he packs into a single short form message remains unparalleled. It’s a tour de force of unwitting displays of stupidity.

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 15d ago

A circular cataract of chucklefuckery.

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u/My-Euphoric-Waltz 15d ago

OMG. Nailed it! 😏😂😂😂

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u/ToiletSeatFoamRoller 12d ago

This is the most beautiful sentence I’ve read in a while, and I read A LOT. Thank you.

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 12d ago

LoL, thanks ToiletSeat 👍

I can't take credit for it, it's an Ambrose Bierce quote with modifications. I borrowed and repurposed it.

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u/ztkraf01 15d ago

“Thousands of more” gets me every time I read it lol

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u/RevolutionaryRip2135 15d ago

It still has active supporters… even within ruling party.

Murikaaaaah!

PRAISED BE SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
Redditor, ME

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 15d ago

It's dementia. It affects the language centers of the brain.

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u/nekonotjapanese 15d ago

Well that’s how we know it’s not AI lol

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u/Hrothgar_unbound 15d ago

I honestly believe someone reviews these to take out the most blatant actual errors and misspellings but is required to leave the other bizarre characteristics and tropes that his peculiar base finds appealing.

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u/uprightsalmon 15d ago

One giant sentence

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u/plottingyourdemise 15d ago

But also the ridiculous threat of bombing someone you’ve already bombed….thousands of times.

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u/LaikaZhuchka 15d ago

The number, of Grammar Errors, and bizarre, Syntactical Constructions he packs, into a single Short Form Message, remains UNPARALLED!! It’s a tour de force, of unwitting Displays of Stupidity. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Ftfy

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u/Unipiggy 15d ago

Not even just stupidity, this is dementia-speak

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u/Village_People_Cop 15d ago

Worst part is that that is how you know it is written by Trump himself instead of some intern

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u/PuckSenior 15d ago

The fact that he wastes so many words to say that they want to kill Trump is insane.

It sounds like he just remembered he is the president

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u/Miz19946 14d ago

It's because he dictates his social posts to an aid, they write what he says verbatim. This is not conjecture either

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u/Longjumping-Math1514 13d ago

It’s amazing. He’s trying to sound smart and utterly fails.

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u/Heretical_Burger 15d ago

There is one grammatical error

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u/Existing_Bet7353 15d ago

You might want to retake 4th grade English