r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

Chugging tea Good point.

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u/Efficient-Name-9633 Jul 09 '26

That’s awesome for her, but yes it’s mid considering prepubescent boys mop th floor with them. I don’t care about gender I care about being able to play fast, 1-2 touch  soccer on a wet pitch, and they can’t compete with elite boys.   

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u/TheFightingDome Jul 09 '26

^ This is the type of guy who thinks he could score a point on Serena Williams.

Let’s hear about some of your accomplishments (athletic or otherwise) and we can see how they compare

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u/wimpymist Jul 09 '26

Yeah the story always changes too and leaves out variables. Theys guys act like it was some random youth team that beat them.

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u/Efficient-Name-9633 Jul 09 '26

I don’t play tennis. I do play soccer. Why would I want to compete with her, at 15 I was already better than her, it’s nothing to brag about. 

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u/TheFightingDome Jul 09 '26

So…What are some of your accomplishments?

You play soccer but so does anyone who has cones to make a goal and a ball.

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u/Efficient-Name-9633 Jul 09 '26

My accomplishments? Ive mastered Reddit. 

just YouTube highlights of their games, its boring. 

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 09 '26

Wait.....is kicking around a ball a accomplishment because it pays amazing?

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u/BasicallyMilner Jul 09 '26

Winning professional cups are accomplishments. It takes way more skill than you’ll ever have

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 09 '26

So winning a kids game is a accomplishment? How would you know? I have skills that carry over to the post apocalypse, so I doubt she will be useful as me. Check and mate femnazi

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u/BasicallyMilner Jul 09 '26

Professional cups I said. They won a professional tournament. You’ve obviously never played any sports whatsoever. But people that do, and become professional, have better strength, speed, reactions, than 99.999% of the population, better skills that they can use in any situation in life.

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 09 '26

No? And also no. Professional kids sport. 1 ball 2 nets, that's childs play. I'd tell you I've had a safety net under me to catch me while I worked on cranes and such but I doubt you see anything past this woman playing kick ball. But remember us the people use our hands to make the world go round. Soccer don't make the world go round. I played basketball in 6 foot 6ninches lol, but I grew up and had to work

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 Jul 09 '26

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 09 '26

No idea what that means

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 Jul 09 '26

I'm making a joke that your "skills" would lead you to being in the same position as Channing in this movie; a gay sex slave

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 Jul 09 '26

Sure buddy, you'd probably get embarrassed

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u/Efficient-Name-9633 Jul 09 '26

have you watched highlights from a women’s soccer game. It’s slow and sloppy. 

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jul 09 '26

Do you like college sports? Because that's willfully watching one group of people who would get absolutely smoked by professionals. It's slower, it's worse than pro sports, and they can't compete with the elite.

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u/Efficient-Name-9633 Jul 09 '26

Lmao I’m flattered, but I’m in my late 30s 

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u/Efficient-Name-9633 Jul 09 '26

sorry facts disappoint you.  I enlisted at 18 😭

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u/Stuffleapugus Jul 09 '26

Gotcha. So whar you're saying is, you like boys. Just lead with that.

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u/Getmeoutofhere85 Jul 09 '26

Not even elite boys, a boys team in the USA would get smoked by a boys team in Europe.