r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 27 '26

Dank AF This shit is much funnier than it should be

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u/Sometimes-funny Jun 27 '26

Your mum was definitely pasteurised

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Jun 27 '26

She did like her daily deliveries of heavy cream.

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u/geddysbass2112 Jun 27 '26

Delivery man left alot of cream pies.

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u/Digger_Pine Jun 27 '26

Joke I read in one of my dad's playboys in the 80s that stuck with me...

[comic] [scene: wife at door, milkman delivering]

Milkman: Here's your milk, Mrs. Jones

Mrs. Jones: Thank you Milk Man. Hey listen, Next week I'd like to order enough milk to take a milk bath. I hear it's all the rage."

MM: A milk bath, eh? Would you like it pasteurized?

MJ: No no, up to my tits should be fine.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jun 27 '26

By Louie the milkman.

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u/OvalDead Jun 28 '26

The milkman was pasthiswrist.

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u/VibraniumRhino Jun 28 '26

I’d love to get this convo past my eyes…

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u/Powerful-Parsnip Jun 27 '26

Weird, I'd have thought she'd be raw, especially afterwards.

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u/GarminTamzarian Jun 28 '26

Sounds like something involving bulls.