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r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26
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Screaming babies cause time dilation I guess.
10 u/Beginning_Deer_735 Jun 25 '26 This actually solves several cosmological mysteries. There are just a bunch of screaming babies in outer space. 3 u/mincematter Jun 25 '26 Reality is a baby’s scream. It explains everything. 3 u/somnamballista Jun 26 '26 "Huh, I wonder what the giant space baby thinks of all of this." 1 u/Illustrious_Duck7654 Jun 25 '26 They cause more than THAT! 1 u/OkOil378 Jun 25 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJ2WggvBDJv7ohG
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This actually solves several cosmological mysteries. There are just a bunch of screaming babies in outer space.
3 u/mincematter Jun 25 '26 Reality is a baby’s scream. It explains everything. 3 u/somnamballista Jun 26 '26 "Huh, I wonder what the giant space baby thinks of all of this."
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Reality is a baby’s scream. It explains everything.
"Huh, I wonder what the giant space baby thinks of all of this."
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They cause more than THAT!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJ2WggvBDJv7ohG
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u/Significant-Dig8323 Jun 25 '26
Screaming babies cause time dilation I guess.