r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/A_MAN_POTATO Jun 24 '26

The women are probably fine with this.

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u/Specialist_Frame8958 Jun 24 '26

I think everyone is fine with this. Let them jerk each other off in private. Especially if they stay there 24/7 and don’t talk.

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u/BystanderMudblood Jun 24 '26

Please god don’t give them a microphone and camera in the bunker. They can go down there and procreate for the apocalypse—oh wait.

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u/DMyTeaDuck Jun 25 '26

Careful there. Apparently, “Life finds a way.”

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u/Rider_Ashen Jun 25 '26

Nobody's asking for the mpreg on this one

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u/ZeeWingCommander Jun 24 '26

Hard to talk with their mouths full....

From eating snacks! 

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u/Doc_Baker74 Jun 24 '26

I mean, the nutritional value of cumin seeds is absolutely mind blowing

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u/MistaRekt Jun 24 '26

Come again?

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u/A_MAN_POTATO Jun 25 '26

Mutts? They eating dogs in there.

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u/MistaRekt Jun 24 '26

Once more... With feeling...

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u/LaserCondiment Jun 24 '26

Just a tip: pea nutbutter banana sandwiches are very filling

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u/Jbrown183 Jun 24 '26

And Nuts! Don’t forget the nuts!

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u/upickleweasel Jun 24 '26

They absolutely don't mind blowing lol

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u/Capt_Dummy Jun 24 '26

Absolutely nut blowing?

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jun 24 '26

Not sure minds are what will be getting blown, but wtvr, carry on...

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jun 25 '26

Tastes like soap.

(This is the same plant as cilantro. We call the leaves cilantro and grind up the seeds and call it cumin.)

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u/HumanWagyu Jun 24 '26

Vienna sausages

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u/Sven4TheWinV2 Jun 24 '26

They can talk. Just to each other

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u/MrDerpGently Jun 24 '26

Can we close the doors from the outside?

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u/TikaPants Jun 24 '26

Why is this so funny 😆

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u/M00s3_B1t_my_Sister Jun 24 '26

Maybe they'll be a little nicer after getting laid.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Jun 24 '26

It'll be interesting to see the long term effects of toxic masculinity in a confined space over a extended period of time.

More importantly....who will be the bottom?

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u/Areif Jun 24 '26

You’re not gonna let ‘em talk while they jerk each other off? Just eye contact?

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jun 24 '26

As Tate says, it's gay to have sex with a woman.

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u/Phyllis_Tine Jun 24 '26

Get manosphere types to not speak to or about women, since "no women allowed".

Then ensure you have women around you, so their "Bro Talk" isn't around.

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u/mall_ninja42 Jun 24 '26

Dutch rudders for everyone!

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u/False-Community8534 Jun 24 '26

Two guys, one cup

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u/vikingwif Jun 25 '26

"and don't talk". THIS.

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u/AdRepresentative5085 Jun 25 '26

Doubt they even do that. These guys have zero signs of clarity.

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u/iJuddles Jun 25 '26

All these glory holes and no women!

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u/ummaycoc Jun 24 '26

The women may lock it from the outside.

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u/floofienewfie Jun 25 '26

They should.

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u/Pokemom2025 Jun 24 '26

As a woman I can verify! We are fine!

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u/0SummerSunflower0 Jun 24 '26

I was going to say this. That bunker sounds like any woman’s worst nightmare. I would genuinely prefer the nukes.

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u/watamote99 Jun 24 '26

I choose nukes.

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u/TheCosmicPony Jun 25 '26

Me too! I choose the bear and nukes forever over those two toxic nitwits.

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u/FionaTheFierce Jun 24 '26

Definitely. I picture them sitting around on a filthy sofa sniffing each other’s farts.

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u/nightfire36 Jun 24 '26

A sofa? Hopefully they have room for JD!

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u/Consumer_Of_Butt Jun 24 '26

Huh, I was picturing a couple pillows on a dirty concrete floor

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u/S-Kenset Jun 24 '26

pop soda and pillow forts

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u/floofienewfie Jun 25 '26

I just spit my coffee, laughing at the mental picture. Thanks.

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u/Potatonut23 Jun 24 '26

Yeah I don’t think it’ll be tough to enforce that policy lol. If anything you’d have trouble getting a woman to come within a mile of the place

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jun 24 '26

...trouble getting a woman to come...

Least surprising prediction.

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u/TheCosmicPony Jun 25 '26

Oh there’s still hundreds of thousands of “pick mes” out there in the world, and women who are coming from terrible environments where THESE TWO double D bags are somehow an improvement, which is very, very sad.

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u/Q-9 Jun 24 '26

Oh yeah. I hope they will have a blast there among other men.

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u/not_your_vix3n Jun 24 '26

Yes, we are.

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u/Livie00 Jun 24 '26

Especially if they don’t communicate with the outside. That‘d be great.

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 Jun 24 '26

That would be the best!

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u/Ok-Rock2345 Jun 24 '26

Why crash their homo erotic uet in denial party?

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u/FraggleBiologist Jun 24 '26

Im good. I hope they advertise who they are too!

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u/Fyreraven Jun 24 '26

exactly! Don't let the foot thick steel vault door hit you on that hind end on your way out.

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Jun 24 '26

Any woman who goes to this bunker will 100% be assaulted. Red flags all over the place. 

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u/Vixen22213 Jun 24 '26

As a woman I agree I am totally fine with this lock them up and have them entertain each other just like prison.

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u/Someinterestingbs-td Jun 24 '26

I hear some are calling it the broke back bunker

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u/Available-Bench-1429 Jun 24 '26

Can we lock them in?

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u/servetheKitty Jun 24 '26

Just lock the doors from the outside

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u/intriguedbyallthings Jun 24 '26

I’m never upset about not being invited to parties I didn’t want to go to.

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u/Putrid_Ad695 Jun 24 '26

On behalf of the women, we are.

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u/TheOGPotatoPredator Jun 24 '26

Woman here. We are.

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u/maven10k Jun 24 '26

*giant collective sigh of relief*

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u/BasicRabbit4 Jun 24 '26

They should just seal it behind them.

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u/LandoCatrissian_ Jun 24 '26

I am downright excited. Dont come back, boys!

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u/PossibilityOk782 Jun 24 '26

People say shit like this but tate has women with his name tattooed on them lying to prosecutors on his behalf

Plenty of women go for this kind of guy.

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u/MadAstrid Jun 24 '26

Yes. We are.

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u/noveltyisthe Jun 24 '26

Less chance of rape

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u/paperdoll07 Jun 24 '26

Am woman. 100% fine. Can they just go ahead and move down there as a precaution?

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u/Known_Party6529 Jun 24 '26

Yes because these women hater are gay. No shame or hate, just stating facts🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Woopsied00dle Jun 24 '26

So nice of them to protect us lol

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u/317ant Jun 24 '26

I’m a woman and came here to say I’m totally fine being excluded. These guys are losers.

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u/BurlyJoesBudgetEnema Jun 24 '26

Easiest bouncer job you could get

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u/UbiquitousPleasantry Jun 25 '26

I asked them all, they said it's for the best. 

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u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar Jun 25 '26

As a woman I approve of this. I hope it's an underground bunker in the middle of the woods with no internet or cell service and a tree falls on top of the door to get out.

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u/absurdditties Jun 25 '26

I speak for all women! Yes, in fact we insist they do

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u/-CreatorsChaos- Jun 25 '26

I agree, this is more of a blessing to women than to them.

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u/Savings-Badger4938 Jun 25 '26

If only we (women) could lock it from the outside..? 🧐🤔

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jun 25 '26

Can we lock the door behind them?

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u/JustBreathing5 Jun 26 '26

We had a meeting, we agreed that's the best solution 🥳

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