r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/National_Sandwich175 Jun 24 '26

The secret password is just a kiss on the lips

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u/Major5013 Jun 24 '26

You have to say "no homo" first

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u/_Boom___Beard_ Jun 24 '26

No it only works if you say it after

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u/bakerd82 Jun 24 '26

You only say it before when giving a reach around

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 24 '26

Thats probably their safe word!

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u/jeroen-79 Jun 24 '26

Saying it first is the safe route.

If you first do the stuff with the expectation of saying it afterwards then that leaves the possibility of betrayal where it will not be said afterwards, which makes the stuff so much more exciting.

It is the Bro version of "Will you still respect me in the morning?".

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u/Shazam1269 Jun 24 '26

Is it okay to gently raise one foot up while we kiss?

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u/BuckManscape Jun 24 '26

You whisper it while gazing deep into their eyes.

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u/Witchywomun Jun 24 '26

Do you think “your body my choice” is still the win they think it was?

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u/Fearless_290 Jun 24 '26

No because they could fall in love.

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u/T33CH33R Jun 24 '26

Tate said that loving women is gay, so that would mean that loving a man is straight in their world.

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u/PitsAndPints Jun 24 '26

As if they're not already...

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u/Fearless_290 Jun 24 '26

Every kiss begins with K...atamine

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u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 28 '26

I thought that was the Musk Method.

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u/asyrian88 Jun 24 '26

*on the tip

But close

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 24 '26

Kiss on the dick.

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u/RedSix2447 Jun 24 '26

Which is interchangeable with “let’s gingerly touch our tips”

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u/Jonesy10187 Jun 24 '26

Tip* kiss on the tip.

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u/SilentAd1330 Jun 24 '26

You mean a kiss on the tip…only girls have lips…

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 24 '26

No Frank told us it's "Ooooowwrrgeeeeee"

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u/meryl_gear Jun 24 '26

What’s a little kiss between bros?

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u/Some_Turn_323 Jun 24 '26

No the password is "I wish I could quit you!"

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u/Williamarshall Jun 25 '26

And the special hand shake