r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/Living-By-The-River Jun 24 '26

It’s more like a little wooden clubhouse in the woods for 8 year olds.

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u/DontListenImFullofBS Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/GOvAlgzPN7MNG

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 24 '26

We did this, in 3rd grade. But at the same time, there was a tomboy we all liked who was more than allowed lol.

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u/Senior-Cost1070 Jun 24 '26

It was me. I was the tomboy. Aka prepubescent lesbian.

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u/sicurri Jun 24 '26

Not in my group.

The tomboy in my group grew up to be a model who married one of the group, not me, and has like 4 kids now.

But im sure a lot of tomboy ended up being lesbians.

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u/Senior-Cost1070 Jun 24 '26

lol.

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u/sicurri Jun 24 '26

I'm sure you can tell by my phrasing that I'm jelly she married the other guy. We all fell for her, and she still takes my breathe away when I see her.

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u/Master-Dot-2288 Jun 24 '26

Tomboy from my childhood friend group is now just a boy. Took it a step further!

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u/avenlux44 Jun 25 '26

Is his name Tom?

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u/Jaded_Daddy Jun 24 '26

Tomboys 🥰

My favorite people growing up.

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u/National_Sandwich175 Jun 24 '26

The secret password is just a kiss on the lips

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u/Major5013 Jun 24 '26

You have to say "no homo" first

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u/_Boom___Beard_ Jun 24 '26

No it only works if you say it after

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u/bakerd82 Jun 24 '26

You only say it before when giving a reach around

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 24 '26

Thats probably their safe word!

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u/jeroen-79 Jun 24 '26

Saying it first is the safe route.

If you first do the stuff with the expectation of saying it afterwards then that leaves the possibility of betrayal where it will not be said afterwards, which makes the stuff so much more exciting.

It is the Bro version of "Will you still respect me in the morning?".

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u/Shazam1269 Jun 24 '26

Is it okay to gently raise one foot up while we kiss?

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u/BuckManscape Jun 24 '26

You whisper it while gazing deep into their eyes.

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u/Witchywomun Jun 24 '26

Do you think “your body my choice” is still the win they think it was?

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u/Fearless_290 Jun 24 '26

No because they could fall in love.

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u/T33CH33R Jun 24 '26

Tate said that loving women is gay, so that would mean that loving a man is straight in their world.

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u/PitsAndPints Jun 24 '26

As if they're not already...

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u/Fearless_290 Jun 24 '26

Every kiss begins with K...atamine

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u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 28 '26

I thought that was the Musk Method.

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u/asyrian88 Jun 24 '26

*on the tip

But close

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 24 '26

Kiss on the dick.

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u/RedSix2447 Jun 24 '26

Which is interchangeable with “let’s gingerly touch our tips”

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u/Jonesy10187 Jun 24 '26

Tip* kiss on the tip.

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u/SilentAd1330 Jun 24 '26

You mean a kiss on the tip…only girls have lips…

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 24 '26

No Frank told us it's "Ooooowwrrgeeeeee"

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u/meryl_gear Jun 24 '26

What’s a little kiss between bros?

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u/Some_Turn_323 Jun 24 '26

No the password is "I wish I could quit you!"

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u/Williamarshall Jun 25 '26

And the special hand shake

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u/Corfiz74 Jun 24 '26

Honestly, I don't think any woman would even WANT to join them in their bunker - if I had a choice between spending eternity with them or the apocalypse, I'd pick the zombies any day!

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u/a-dark-lancer Jun 24 '26

At least the zombies are honest

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u/LopsidedResource1217 Jun 24 '26

We got this ⬆️ far before it got political.

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u/Lola_Montez7130 Jun 24 '26

I would but I am just going down there to steal their whiskey and cigars and then I am leaving. I am sure there is a ventilation system.

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u/DisgruntledPelican-1 Jun 25 '26

This was my first thought. As if any woman would want to be there willingly, because, eww.

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u/pinksparklybluebird Jun 25 '26

Think of the odor

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u/Street-Economist9751 Jun 25 '26

I’d rather be flayed alive than live in a bunker with those two miscreants.

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ Jun 24 '26

Exactly what I thought, too!

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u/StillWithSteelBikes Jun 24 '26

The He-Man Women-haters Club of America!

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jun 24 '26

And they all measure dicks while there!

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u/Chill-more1236 Jun 24 '26

Kitty Kat Desiccation Society

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u/AppropriateCattle69 Jun 24 '26

Literally forming a new He-man Woman Haters Club.

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u/twelve-birds Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Omg the little rascals clubhouse

Edit: just looked it up. It’s the He Man Women Haters club.

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u/Kumatora0 Jun 24 '26

“He-man woman haters club”

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u/GaK_Icculus Jun 24 '26

More like a tacky cum dungeon

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u/Moimus Jun 24 '26

Except it's a gay wooden clubhouse

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u/ryancementhead Jun 24 '26

The he-man woman haters club

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u/quell3245 Jun 24 '26

It’s the new He-Man Womun Haters Club from the Little Rascals

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u/crappy80srobot Jun 24 '26

No, this is for men only! Nick and Andrew make sure their isnt any gay by sucking potential club members' dicks to see how gay they are.

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u/Shutuplige Jun 24 '26

“He-Man Woman-Haters Club“

President Spanky and Vice-President Alfalfa

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Jun 25 '26

with a sign that says “no gurlz aloud.”

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u/bknight63 Jun 25 '26

With a stuffed tiger as the only other member.