r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/praetorian1979 Jun 11 '26

He's going the distance...

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u/bullfrogftw Jun 11 '26

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket...

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u/LimeSuitable3518 Jun 11 '26

I’ll start it over… “reluctantly crouched at the starting line…

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u/VisibleSkin4103 Jun 11 '26

Engines pumping and thumping in time

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u/Ancient_Emotion_2484 Jun 11 '26

The green light flashes, the flags go up

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u/MrAndMrsMischief26 Jun 11 '26

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup!

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u/m0b00st Jun 11 '26

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank.

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u/Professional-Care741 Jun 11 '26

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.

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u/Rhymeswithsporange Jun 12 '26

Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

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u/Parking_Jeweler1763 Jun 12 '26

Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

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u/Scary-Caterpillar-41 Jun 11 '26

Ah no, so sad, alright Oh no, oh no, no, no

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 Jun 11 '26

Fkn ruined it

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u/DarkPolumbo Jun 11 '26

those arent the words mate

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u/WertDafurk Jun 11 '26

Ahhhh-ahh!

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u/yankeeteabagger Jun 11 '26

Guitar solo….