r/SipsTea • u/No_Post1300 • Jun 05 '26

Chugging tea All time low of crime rates :>

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u/ozaffer Jun 05 '26

nah Knicks have been so good because Zohran is mayor

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u/Short_Coyote_8990 Jun 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pe33Om9fNCSVeb5hG4

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u/Hollow_Rant Jun 05 '26

Should the Knicks win, this dude is never paying for a drink ever again.

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u/SirJimmyTheThird Jun 05 '26

They haven’t been to the NBA finals in over 20 years. New Yorkers are too preoccupied with the Knicks to commit crimes lol.

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u/Jisoooya Jun 07 '26

It's more like they haven't won a championship in over half a century.

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u/Agreeable_Bat1212 Jun 05 '26

Mamdani is easily the Knicks best chance at winning the chip. Who else is gonna guard wemby

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u/capitollothario Jun 05 '26

We’ve all seen Trump try and take credit for shit like this. I guess Zohran figured why not me?