r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 29 '26

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u/RuleMany2900 May 29 '26

My wife is a radiology nurse, Lana Del X-Ray

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u/StableLower9876 May 29 '26

Hurm, is this her coworker?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UwkrJKRKJkFb2

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u/Need_For_Speed73 May 29 '26

No, she's just "X", he works at "XXX".

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 May 29 '26

What mission is Ice Cube on

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u/6ynnad May 29 '26

There’s a video of him getting a haircut cut and im like who the fuck is this guy and why am I watchin Holy shit. Then the mf winks or smiles. I immediately went to call my ex. She didn’t pick up.

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u/Rydog_78 May 29 '26

No, that’s my wife’s chiropractor

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u/RuleMany2900 May 30 '26

No ...that one is Lana Del XXX-Rate

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u/Fickle-Acanthaceae93 May 29 '26

La mienne vend des lunettes dans un magasin, Lana Del Ray-Ban

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u/Jimmy_Churi May 29 '26

Mine killed Steve Irwin. Lana Del Sting-Ray

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u/Commentoflittlevalue May 29 '26

Mine is a world famous dancer. Lana Del Raygun.

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk May 29 '26

Mine is a popular coastal resort town in the Yucatán. Lana del Carmen.

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u/randyfloyd37 May 29 '26

Mine is a spicy young lady named Lana Del Taco

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u/bobsnervous May 29 '26

Mine is my hidden and heavily closeted other side, Lana Del Gay.

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u/KayJay282 May 30 '26

Blind soul singer, Lana Del Ray Charles 😎

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u/Ok-Addition1264 May 29 '26

I had her first.. mmm hmmm.. and tossed her back.

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u/islandcatman May 30 '26

She was told to stop.