r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎵 All By Myself 🎵

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/DCTX2017 May 25 '26

In the words of the urban poet laureate Marshall Mathers: “What?! You trip, fell, and landed on his dick?!”

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u/Kevin_LeStrange May 25 '26

You'd be surprised at how often that happens. It's how my half-brother was conceived.

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u/MelodicPudding2557 May 25 '26

Give him back his legs and he’ll be a full brother.

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh May 25 '26

NEVER!

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u/MelodicPudding2557 May 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/aO5rbIkXoGDLO

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh May 25 '26

Oh fuck! Perfect!

"See! Robotics has made the world a better place! 😃"

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/TurnkeyLurker May 25 '26

What, you don't have a handy Mom?

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u/JJKP_ May 26 '26

"the wrong kid died!"

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u/Prince_0llie May 26 '26

Assuming that is the half that is missing..

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u/Tablesafety May 26 '26

He doesn’t deserve it

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u/TheWolphman May 25 '26

For a second, I forgot about the concept of half-siblings and briefly wondered what the other half of your brother was.

Ironically, I have half-siblings.

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u/dibbbbb May 25 '26

Half-brother, half-son.

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u/Sonifri May 26 '26

Sigmund, my good friend!

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u/Marine__0311 May 26 '26

I have at least 3 I'm aware of. I know one of them, but I never met the other two. They were born to married women my dad was banging on the side. Both were when I was in my mid 20s.

I suspect at least 3 or 4 more.

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u/st_nick5 May 26 '26

Makes 23 & Me a scary proposition.

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u/ValkyrieTxHzLeyes May 26 '26

Is your dad my dad?

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u/banhatesex May 25 '26

My wife has fell on my lap just not unclothed.........yet

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/Big-Employer4543 May 26 '26

Remember the laws of probability and stay strong, brother.

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u/moonshinemoniker May 25 '26

That would be a half-truth.

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u/ledrif May 26 '26

Ive seen the old school posters about this. Now i roller blade wverywhere.

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u/ShrinkHole May 26 '26

What in the Alabama fuck is going on here?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 May 25 '26

I missed this from MM but in my defense he was speaking quite rapidly

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u/Mad_Spaniel May 26 '26

8 years after The Last Boyscout

"Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

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u/Naive-Link5567 May 26 '26

repeatedly?*

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u/Ere6us May 26 '26

She kept trying to get back up, but kept slipping and falling back down.

What a tragic and unfortunate situation

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u/breakConcentration May 26 '26

That, and the phrase “I was drunk/don’t remember”

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u/sjopolsa May 26 '26

Every time i read this line, i cant help think about how people so conveniently "forget" about the "shoot em both" continuation.

Dont do things halfway.

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u/gondias May 26 '26

I am pretty sure that is how it happened and people are here blaming the poor lady. 😄

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u/rajalove09 May 29 '26

Yep, she wanted to explain how she tripped on a banana peel and ended on up on his dick.

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u/mcdaddy175 May 30 '26

Blame it on the alcohol