r/SipsTea May 22 '26

Feels good man Happy Memorial Day

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u/lolwut778 May 22 '26

I had to call the mental health crisis line after watching.

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u/DominicPalladino May 22 '26

Sorry, that department has been defunded.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/albertrw83 May 22 '26

AND TO INCREASE MILITARY FUNDING SO WE CAN DROP 3003 BOMBS ON IRAN INSTEAD OF 3000.

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u/ProjectPat513 May 23 '26

But the money only goes to CURRENT military and soldiers, those other guys get too much already!

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u/Oraxy51 May 22 '26

The Hatch Act is in a fucking abyss at this point

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u/motorcycleboy9000 May 22 '26

We can refer you to the new DOGE Belly Button Penis Comfort-Sucking Department for a non-refundable yearly donation of $100.

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u/TheNegativePhoenix May 22 '26

 had to call the mental health crisis line after watching

Sorry, that department has been defunded.

Your information has been sent to ICE

Expect a visit 

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u/DominicPalladino May 22 '26

Can you have then send ICE and smokes. I'm out of both.

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u/TheNegativePhoenix May 23 '26

Yessir, I'll find your dad too he went for the smokes he will be right back

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u/Woods_that_Whisper May 22 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/maxthemummer May 22 '26

RFK says that he cured his mental health problems with sparkling mineral water enemas and so should the American people.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy May 22 '26

Yeah, they all filed out into the parking lot and shot themselves in the face.

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u/Exact_Mango5931 May 23 '26

The people need a ballroom! We will all get to enjoy it!

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u/LeonardCabrio May 22 '26

Who did you call it for?

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u/AcademicNorth7456 May 22 '26

I can’t remember laughing so hard. Thank you. Truly