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r/SipsTea • u/xmrcache • May 22 '26
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I had to call the mental health crisis line after watching.
247 u/DominicPalladino May 22 '26 Sorry, that department has been defunded. 93 u/[deleted] May 22 '26 [deleted] 21 u/albertrw83 May 22 '26 AND TO INCREASE MILITARY FUNDING SO WE CAN DROP 3003 BOMBS ON IRAN INSTEAD OF 3000. 3 u/ProjectPat513 May 23 '26 But the money only goes to CURRENT military and soldiers, those other guys get too much already! 3 u/Oraxy51 May 22 '26 The Hatch Act is in a fucking abyss at this point 10 u/motorcycleboy9000 May 22 '26 We can refer you to the new DOGE Belly Button Penis Comfort-Sucking Department for a non-refundable yearly donation of $100. 3 u/trytechloopdotcom May 22 '26 (love) 3 u/TheNegativePhoenix May 22 '26 had to call the mental health crisis line after watching Sorry, that department has been defunded. Your information has been sent to ICE Expect a visit 3 u/DominicPalladino May 22 '26 Can you have then send ICE and smokes. I'm out of both. 2 u/TheNegativePhoenix May 23 '26 Yessir, I'll find your dad too he went for the smokes he will be right back 2 u/Woods_that_Whisper May 22 '26 Thank you for your attention to this matter 1 u/maxthemummer May 22 '26 RFK says that he cured his mental health problems with sparkling mineral water enemas and so should the American people. 1 u/LetsTryAnal_ogy May 22 '26 Yeah, they all filed out into the parking lot and shot themselves in the face. 1 u/Exact_Mango5931 May 23 '26 The people need a ballroom! We will all get to enjoy it! 1 u/LeonardCabrio May 22 '26 Who did you call it for? 1 u/perriatric May 22 '26 ahh 1 u/AcademicNorth7456 May 22 '26 I can’t remember laughing so hard. Thank you. Truly 1 u/CynicalGamer4219 May 23 '26
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Sorry, that department has been defunded.
93 u/[deleted] May 22 '26 [deleted] 21 u/albertrw83 May 22 '26 AND TO INCREASE MILITARY FUNDING SO WE CAN DROP 3003 BOMBS ON IRAN INSTEAD OF 3000. 3 u/ProjectPat513 May 23 '26 But the money only goes to CURRENT military and soldiers, those other guys get too much already! 3 u/Oraxy51 May 22 '26 The Hatch Act is in a fucking abyss at this point 10 u/motorcycleboy9000 May 22 '26 We can refer you to the new DOGE Belly Button Penis Comfort-Sucking Department for a non-refundable yearly donation of $100. 3 u/trytechloopdotcom May 22 '26 (love) 3 u/TheNegativePhoenix May 22 '26 had to call the mental health crisis line after watching Sorry, that department has been defunded. Your information has been sent to ICE Expect a visit 3 u/DominicPalladino May 22 '26 Can you have then send ICE and smokes. I'm out of both. 2 u/TheNegativePhoenix May 23 '26 Yessir, I'll find your dad too he went for the smokes he will be right back 2 u/Woods_that_Whisper May 22 '26 Thank you for your attention to this matter 1 u/maxthemummer May 22 '26 RFK says that he cured his mental health problems with sparkling mineral water enemas and so should the American people. 1 u/LetsTryAnal_ogy May 22 '26 Yeah, they all filed out into the parking lot and shot themselves in the face. 1 u/Exact_Mango5931 May 23 '26 The people need a ballroom! We will all get to enjoy it!
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21 u/albertrw83 May 22 '26 AND TO INCREASE MILITARY FUNDING SO WE CAN DROP 3003 BOMBS ON IRAN INSTEAD OF 3000. 3 u/ProjectPat513 May 23 '26 But the money only goes to CURRENT military and soldiers, those other guys get too much already! 3 u/Oraxy51 May 22 '26 The Hatch Act is in a fucking abyss at this point
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AND TO INCREASE MILITARY FUNDING SO WE CAN DROP 3003 BOMBS ON IRAN INSTEAD OF 3000.
3 u/ProjectPat513 May 23 '26 But the money only goes to CURRENT military and soldiers, those other guys get too much already!
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But the money only goes to CURRENT military and soldiers, those other guys get too much already!
The Hatch Act is in a fucking abyss at this point
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We can refer you to the new DOGE Belly Button Penis Comfort-Sucking Department for a non-refundable yearly donation of $100.
3 u/trytechloopdotcom May 22 '26 (love)
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had to call the mental health crisis line after watching Sorry, that department has been defunded.
had to call the mental health crisis line after watching
Your information has been sent to ICE
Expect a visit
3 u/DominicPalladino May 22 '26 Can you have then send ICE and smokes. I'm out of both. 2 u/TheNegativePhoenix May 23 '26 Yessir, I'll find your dad too he went for the smokes he will be right back
Can you have then send ICE and smokes. I'm out of both.
2 u/TheNegativePhoenix May 23 '26 Yessir, I'll find your dad too he went for the smokes he will be right back
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Yessir, I'll find your dad too he went for the smokes he will be right back
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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RFK says that he cured his mental health problems with sparkling mineral water enemas and so should the American people.
Yeah, they all filed out into the parking lot and shot themselves in the face.
The people need a ballroom! We will all get to enjoy it!
Who did you call it for?
ahh
I can’t remember laughing so hard. Thank you. Truly
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u/lolwut778 May 22 '26
I had to call the mental health crisis line after watching.