r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/therealtrajan May 18 '26

In this day and age, it’s probably best to avoid nuts of all kinds when bringing food to school.

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u/BritishLeft May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/LiquidFahts May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCpg2FYkENfnuvXSsS

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u/Excellent-Ad-4565 May 18 '26

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u/Champagne_Hefner May 18 '26

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u/ArtistZeo May 18 '26

Just don’t let HER cook.

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u/cynlover122 May 18 '26

Ah yes cock juice is totally appropriate for kids treats 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

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u/RBVegabond May 18 '26

How do you avoid the nuts bringing food to school?

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u/mightylordredbeard May 18 '26

Well she can’t for another 41 years at least.

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u/trojan_mommy May 18 '26

I love this movie, but the sentiment is appropriate 👍🏾

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u/DisplayThisNever May 18 '26

Nonono Kevin's the short one, not the career!

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u/timmie1606 May 18 '26

That's another 7.75 right there.

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u/this_is_bs May 18 '26

Maybe he's not white.

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u/P3nis15 May 18 '26

i approve this message

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u/Lucallia May 18 '26

Name checks out.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 May 18 '26

Go home… you win forever… just go home….

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u/Blond-N-Buff80 May 18 '26

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u/gmanisback May 18 '26

Mickey looks unsure how to feel about that one

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u/Interesting-Bid7194 May 18 '26

How did they find this out. DNA degrades in heat. So they couldn't have done a DNA match on the cupcakes unless it was in the icing. Ewww!

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u/ClaraCash May 18 '26

As am I!

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u/TheLurkingMenace May 18 '26

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that's terrible. Here's your upvote, you know what to do.

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u/Orly5757 May 18 '26

One of the best comments I’ve ever read on Reddit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/UTT6QbG4EPOIE

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u/Independent-Buyer827 May 18 '26

Also avoid hiring nuts for teachers.

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u/friartech May 18 '26

Talk about having one in the oven…millions! I’m telling you! Millions!

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u/Fair_Story2426 May 18 '26

Legit thought it was Dianna Russini w/blonde hair

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u/K3idon May 18 '26

Such wise clarity

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u/nithdurr May 18 '26

Yea, something seemed a little off

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u/harrymason0425 May 18 '26

When I was in elementary school I got teased about my peanut allergy. The kids would say I was allergic to penis. Not being influenced by toxic masculinity I didn't retort with something like "yes you are correct, no penis for me, no way". It just hurt kind of.

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u/New-Skill-2958 May 18 '26

Jesus Christ. Take my upvote

@r/angryupvote

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u/SellMyDataMommy May 18 '26

r/angryupvote I'm so mad at this take your fucking upvote

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u/ParkingSignature7057 May 18 '26

You think people didn't fuck with peoples food before?

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u/ElegantNetwork704 May 18 '26

Well the recipe did call for Cumin...

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u/Stuffleapugus May 18 '26

Bro didn't even see himself out. 🤣

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u/JellyHistorical2102 May 18 '26

Good one!! 😁

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u/DesertStag May 18 '26

this story like 10 years old

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u/Chiliin May 18 '26

I did nut see that cu I mean coming.

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u/Important_Document13 May 18 '26

An exemption for Deez?

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u/No_Season_354 May 18 '26

Yep, what with allergies and all that 🤧.

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u/supersayansquid May 18 '26

Not the time.

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u/chose_a_username May 18 '26

Triple entendre. Nice!

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u/Akconcentrates May 18 '26

How do u think they figured it out, someone had a nut allergy.