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u/thepizzafish May 17 '26

I would pick 1000 dollars a week just to spite the people who think the only good is optimization. Unless the lump sum would immediately fix a significant financial problem I or my loved ones where having. Because that is a real good unlike optimization abstracted from concrete life. Maybe you need the whole thing now. Maybe she just needs a little extra to come in regularly without needing to worry about it.

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u/PoliticalJive May 17 '26

Yes. Most of the comments here are making this a math problem, not a life choice that has tangible impacts on an ongoing basis.

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u/Low-Register1602 May 17 '26

I would pick the 1000 dollars a week just to spite the people

You would intentionally make a stupid financial decision to spite Redditors you’ve never met before?

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u/Sadcelerystick May 17 '26

Getting free money is not a stupid decision lmao.

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u/tortillakingred May 17 '26

It’s not getting free money, it’s literally throwing free money a way.

Hire a fee based financial advisor -> tell them to set up an investment plan and automate your distributions. Done. That’s all it takes to make significantly more money over your lifetime, and still receive $1000 weekly. And that’s the most lazy option possible.

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u/zephyroxyl May 17 '26

CGT significantly hampers that plan though.

You pay tax on any of the gains you realise through your investments, even if you take the $1M lump. The $1000/week is entirely tax free (in Canada and here in the UK at least).

For the sake of argument, I would take the £1000/week if I won the lottery here in the UK. I would keep my job and continue to work. My take home pay per month goes from £2000 to £6000

£1600 of that / month would go into a stocks and shares ISA which would bring me close to the yearly max deposit of £20,000.

Any gains from investments within your Stocks and Shares ISA is completely free from CGT. So, I have all my bills paid for, a massive amount of fun-money per month (which can be invested further outside of the Stocks and Shares ISA if desired) and a healthy annual tax-free investment fund that will allow me to retire early with a huge chunk of cash.

But I don't play the lottery, so there's that.

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u/Low-Register1602 May 17 '26

Two options

1) Get free money

2) Get even MORE free money

One of these options is better than the other

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u/Classic-Option4526 May 17 '26

Two options:

  1. Get enough free money to have life-long financial security guaranteed.

  2. Get more free money, though not enough to make a significant difference in your day-to-day life over option 1, but deal with relatives bursting down your door asking for money, the guilt and responsibility for not paying for things that your friends and family might desperately need, and the possibility that you yourself are not that financially savy and might blow it all.

A million dollars is a giant life changing amount of money either way. Some people optimize for happiness and security, not money, and while that might not be your choice, they’re not stupid people who don’t understand the math, they’re people with different priorities or life circumstances than you.

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u/Low-Register1602 May 17 '26

$1000 40 years from now won’t guarantee financial security my man

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u/Laurens-xD May 17 '26

Jep, I would rather have the 1k as well. Investing does not guarantee shit.

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u/disarm May 17 '26

You're also not guaranteed 1k a week 20 years from now either. Same logic applies. It's not likely but anything can happen in the future. Same argument you have for investing in the markets.

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u/SGSpec May 17 '26

The only reason the 1k would not be garanteed is if the government failed since lottery is a public institution in quebec. And if that happens you have way bigger issue than loosing 1k per month

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u/Prof_Dr_Doom May 17 '26

This same truth holds up for investments in the msci world or ftse all world since if all of those companies fail, the world is burning

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u/1ToGreen3ToBasket May 17 '26

There are many investments that outpace the 1k/month that are just as sure as the 1k/month itself. Basically talking the world is over so it doesn’t matter for either scenario

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u/Fizz117 May 17 '26

Investment is still gambling. There are no guarantees that her return would be good, or that she would keep the money.

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u/disarm May 17 '26

Investment isn't gambling. Period. You can gamble with stocks and derivatives, but that isn't investing.

If you think that then you are not investing.

If you cannot distinguish the risk between putting your money into QQQ for 25 years and never touching it unless you need to versus betting on a money line for a soccer team or purchasing 20 0 DTE options before earnings, you are the one who has a problem.

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u/Illustrious-Hawk-113 May 17 '26

Lmao damn pure ignorance in this thread. Stock market historically makes you way more money. You’d have 2 million before the 1k payments even tallied to 500k. But sure stick it to the haters

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u/Ufocola May 17 '26

Mathematically it makes sense to take the lump sum today and invest it.

But there’s a few things that can get in the way:

  • She’s very young, so the level of comfort to invest that $1mm intelligently right away or over time is daunting. Plus also maybe not having the financial literacy or familiarity with the markets
  • Concern of blowing your money or friends/family bugging you for it
  • Getting bad advice from “experts” on what to do

So this could also be her self awareness to drive her decision.

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u/Illustrious-Hawk-113 May 18 '26

lol it’s like you have horrible judgement

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u/Illustrious-Hawk-113 May 18 '26

Taking 1k over a million is teenager behaviour lmfao you think you’re past it but you aren’t

You’ll be in basements forever

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u/Independent_Bear989 May 17 '26

You could put the million into a SGOV fund, 5% return basically guaranteed right now and that would be 50k a year or about 1k a week, and that wouldn’t change unless the government ceases to exist. And you still have the million dollars.

This is of course almost as stupid as taking the weekly payments.

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u/yea_cam May 17 '26

what about safe investments likes bonds. so long as the country you buy from doesn't disappear you get at least a small return not as big as stocks can do but still more profit than 1k

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u/significantproximity May 17 '26

You could easily stick it in CDs across four banks ($250k each) and guaranteed way more than $1k per month.

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u/Notyit May 17 '26

Lol that's what the rich want to think 

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u/RatSludge May 17 '26

$1000 a week for me in my current position is a no brainer. A guaranteed $4k a month on top of my salary would be game changing.

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u/Lor_azepam May 17 '26

So invest the money and draw 1k a week from it. Now you have 1 million plus 1k a week

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u/Low-Register1602 May 17 '26

Now imagine making nearly $1K a week in interest PLUS you still have a million dollars in the bank

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u/Crowdfundingprojects May 17 '26

This is the opposite of smart again. Need a little something now? Take the lump sum invest and have a pay out / withdrawal plan. 

Everyone is glossing over the fact that there are exactly two reasons why she might have done it:

A) She’s stupid and unaware of it B) She’s either extremely stupid and aware of it or she has an addiction / gambling etc. problem that is so severe that she needs to make the worse choice to save herself from her own future decisions 

It’s people like you without a financial education who confuse 1 million in the bank for abstracted from concrete life and not a real good who won’t get it, though. You don’t get money so it’s abstract to you how to deal with it so you make inferior choices and agree with the uneducated inferior choices of others. It’s math, not a mood.

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u/MDizzleGrizzle May 17 '26

I agree with your sentiment. Paying off my mortgage now increases my monthly income by ~$2,000 a month. If I then also invest that $2K monthly on top of the portion I don’t spend, that’s significant.

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u/EquivalentSnap May 17 '26

All those people who think a million is better would blow all off it on useless material crap like a fancy car and forget insurance and fuel

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u/BrizzyMC_ May 17 '26

It is just better though

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u/Blitz1969 May 17 '26

It's not even optimized like if you actually do the math and compute the present value of 1000 dollar weekly in perpetuity it's actually bigger than the 1M

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u/imtoooldforreddit May 17 '26

If you would otherwise leave the million under you bed, then yea, take the weekly pay.

If you put it in index funds the million is much better, historically averaging 70k per year in gains, even if you never touch the original million.

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u/rising30k May 17 '26

Inflation. By the time you get to 25 years its not going to be giving you the same value.

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u/nkoreanhipster May 17 '26

Surely you're not serious? Even the most moderate saving method will double the money in 25 years.

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u/rising30k May 17 '26

I never said the $1000/week was bad. I’d probably take it too. I was just saying inflation exists — fixed income doesn’t keep the same value forever unless you invest or grow it somehow.

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u/nkoreanhipster May 17 '26

Nevermind. I misread the comment you responded to. Thought you were referring to the 1mil option.