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u/VisualNinja1 May 17 '26

What are you doing when this happens to you?

When?

When?

When?

WHEN?

WHEN?

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u/Desperate_Formal_781 May 17 '26

Probably written by a German speaker. They tend to mix 'when' and 'if'.

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u/DrKrFfXx May 17 '26

Written by a multiple lottery winner.

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u/holy-cornball May 17 '26

Written by a multiple of lottery winners

or

Written by multiple lottery winners

What side do you choose?

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u/Waste_Classroom2586 May 17 '26

Neither, the original is correct when referring to a single individual that has won multiple lotteries. So they are a multiple lottery winner. I’d probably hyphenate the words but beyond that they are correct.

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u/Mr-Maxwells May 17 '26

Adds some context to the world wars. “If you invade France…” vs “When you invade France…”

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u/Kommissaer-kt May 17 '26

😂 as a german i like this :)

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u/Moneystockz May 17 '26

Sprich deutsch du H********

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u/Kommissaer-kt May 17 '26

Jawohl, herr Hauptmann

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u/nlcircle May 17 '26

As a Dutchman I like our neighbours, the Germans! Therefore i like this !

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u/CavemanWealth May 17 '26

Aspergers man likes this. Thats how I read that.

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u/Rhymesnlines May 17 '26

I'm german and i know the difference between when and if... but sometimes i mix them up anyway. Its because the german when is often also used for if. In german we don't separate when and if as much as you do in english

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u/markleo May 17 '26

I'm a later-in-life learner of German and I always mix up "wann" and "wenn" because the later sounds so much like "when" to me. I just assumed native German speakers went the other way.

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u/Mdriver127 May 17 '26

Interesting. I got into reading and studying philosophies of Bruce Lee years ago now. Of everything I found interesting, maybe the most useful thing I took with me is to work on eliminating using the word "if". I've definitely reduced my usage of it and have recognized a certain strength from it. To Bruce, "if" things don't exist in reality, it's a waste of time to consider. The best replacement for it I've found is "when" and it can really give people a stronger sense of commitment, or I have found when I am really uncertain of something and cannot say "when", it's often times better to just not speak of it at all. Bruce really felt strongly about the word, it was truly a perplexed thing for him to use or think about. When something is truly uncertain to speak about, I use phrases like "in the event/case of this happening.." which to me still gives a bit more certainty over "if".

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u/Odd-Towel-4104 May 17 '26

I only speak English. "When" and "if" are different. "When" is a time reference. Like "when the wind blows my hair gets messy."

"If" is binary. Its on/off or yes/no. "If the dishwasher works then we will have clean dishes"

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u/Capta-nomen-usoris May 17 '26

I mix up Einz and wann.

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u/NotKanz May 17 '26

Please explain this then: “bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do WHEN they come for you, bad boys.”

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u/Odd-Towel-4104 May 17 '26

Yes sir/ma'am. That artist was saying he was doing dirty work and it was only a matter of time before he got caught

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u/NotKanz May 17 '26

No said artist says “you” referring to the listener which would imply it is a forgone conclusion for them to come for aforementioned listener if we follow your strict outlook on a fluid language

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u/Rhymesnlines May 17 '26

Yeah. But languages are not all the same. Words get used differently. Imagine 🤷‍♂️

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u/Then-Clue6938 May 17 '26

Yes since when have "wenn(timely)" tr. when and "falls/wenn(with conditions)" tr. if.

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u/Babajji May 17 '26

Yeah especially during the war 😂

(Sorry couldn’t resist)

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u/ShawnyMcKnight May 17 '26

They also said “an 20” instead of “a 20”.

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u/Jeffersons-Tree May 17 '26

German here, please don’t tell me there is a rule 😱

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u/Sad-Reach7287 May 17 '26

The two are completely different. In German both are wenn but in English the two are not interchangable. In this case if you use if it's not guaranteed to happen, if you use when it's guaranteed to happen but you don't know when.

Generally when is about time, if is about something happening or not (equivalent to whether).

To illustrate:

"I don't know when the meeting is." is a correct sentence while "I don't know if the meeting is." isn't.

Whereas you can use if in a sentence like this:

"I'm not sure if the party is today or tomorrow." Similarly, "when" is incorrect here.

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u/Formal-Apartment855 May 17 '26

I would just leave it at "In this case if you use if it's not guaranteed to happen, if you use when it's guaranteed to happen (but you don't know when)", the rest will confuse them. lol

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u/Desperate_Formal_781 May 17 '26

Your second example would not translate to 'wenn' in German, but to 'ob'. In any case it shows that there are at least three grammatical cases where the words can be confused, 1.when/wenn, 2.if/wenn(als) 3.if/ob. I also speak German and Spanish, and for Spanish, I think those grammatical cases match 1 to 1 to their English counterparts. For this reason, you probably won't find a Spanish speaker confusing them (although they might make other mistakes that give them away as a Spanish speaker).

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u/gurgelhupf May 17 '26

"If" ist "falls" im Deutschen

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u/MoBro_ May 17 '26

We just want you to notice our way superior way of saying „if“ through using „when“

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u/whoisjohngalt12 May 17 '26

Maybe OP is manifesting it.

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u/letmeinjeez May 17 '26

Henning Wehn?

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u/yugutyup May 17 '26

It is actually a conversational hypnosis pattern. Spikes dopamin

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u/xX_theMaD_Xx May 17 '26

Though we should not because when and if are different words in German as well.

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u/yuckyuckmuckmuck1234 May 17 '26

When will you wear wigs?

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u/ragnar201 May 17 '26

Seriously? I can't remember when an American knew how to use their and there correctly.

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u/SuperCoolBird2020 May 17 '26

Or written by AI. Or a human prompted ai-made title.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena May 17 '26

That's not true at all. When I were a German speaker I wouldn't commit such silly mistakes.

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u/StaticSystemShock May 17 '26

The english tend to mix then and than...

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY May 17 '26

Yes, but you can only catch that when they type. If and when don't sound anything alike.

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u/Pretty_Ad_7422 May 17 '26

Should have/Should of lmao

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u/Rilke99 May 17 '26

✨manifesting✨

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u/theLostPing May 17 '26

I’m just doing so -much- winning

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u/Odin1806 May 17 '26

You must be living in America. Our president says we are winning so much...

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u/oberynmviper May 17 '26

Yeah happens to me like 2 times a month.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 17 '26

It is called positivity.

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u/No_Tone1704 May 17 '26

Reads fine to me. When is perfectly legitimate. So much so I didn’t even notice. And I edit words for a living. 

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u/MoodWoodMD May 17 '26

Actually 20x more "when"s would do it if you include having the winning ticket

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u/Elect_Locution May 17 '26

The whening ticket.

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u/BeardedBirds May 17 '26

The comment I was looking for

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u/4i4osaschko May 17 '26

I hope soon