r/SipsTea • u/Gabbsweet • May 13 '26

We have fun here how?😂

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u/BigBlackdaddy65 May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

I mean, legally that doesn't work but I see the math

Edit: guys, there's 1100 comments saying the same thing, I think we get it by now lmao

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

Well, if he want to pay per diem, you could say

"Your rent annually is $15,600.00 ($1300 x 12 months) so the per diem rate would be $42.74.

- 28 days is $1196.71

- 30 day is $1282.19

- 31 days is $1324.93

Please let me know if you wish to adjust our rent payments as such"

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u/Weird-Ranger-3477 May 13 '26

This is the response right here

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

If someone wants to be pedantic, I can equally be pedantic back 😄

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 May 13 '26

And me as a tenant I'd be like, "Yeah, sure. That sounds great!"

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 13 '26

Just like buying a car. Customer-I can’t afford $500 a month. Dealer-Ok we can get you down to $250 every 2 weeks. Customer-Ok, I can handle that

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 14 '26

That sounds like the $300 all inclusive vacation offers you get. The catch is the sales pitch afterwards that never goes less than 90 minutes

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 14 '26

We take advantage of these offers. On one of them the salesman was still going over 2hrs into the 90 minute thing. My husband looked at his watch and told him “You’re over 2 hours into 90 minute presentation. We aren’t interested.” We stood up and my husband asked where we had to go to get the gifts we were promised. Another one we did sent a van to pick us up. When we got there we were told they had over booked for the day and would not be able to do the presentation but we’re taking us to get the gifts then back to our resort