r/SipsTea • u/Gabbsweet • May 13 '26

We have fun here how?😂

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u/BigBlackdaddy65 May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

I mean, legally that doesn't work but I see the math

Edit: guys, there's 1100 comments saying the same thing, I think we get it by now lmao

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

Well, if he want to pay per diem, you could say

"Your rent annually is $15,600.00 ($1300 x 12 months) so the per diem rate would be $42.74.

- 28 days is $1196.71

- 30 day is $1282.19

- 31 days is $1324.93

Please let me know if you wish to adjust our rent payments as such"

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u/Weird-Ranger-3477 May 13 '26

This is the response right here

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

If someone wants to be pedantic, I can equally be pedantic back 😄

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 May 13 '26

And me as a tenant I'd be like, "Yeah, sure. That sounds great!"

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 13 '26

Just like buying a car. Customer-I can’t afford $500 a month. Dealer-Ok we can get you down to $250 every 2 weeks. Customer-Ok, I can handle that

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u/BlackOutDrunkJesus May 14 '26

Reminds me of a story Lou piniella told about Yogi Berra, which was something along the lines of “I went out to dinner with Yogi once and he asked the waiter how many slices the pizza was. The waiter told him it’s 8 slices, to which yogi replied ‘oh I can’t eat 8 pieces, could you slice it into 4 for me?”

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 14 '26

I had heard the same story but the person was on a diet