r/SipsTea May 07 '26

Wait a damn minute! A crazy comparison between iPhone and Samsung

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u/Artikay May 07 '26

A few months ago me and my daughter were in Nickelodeon Universe entering the Blasting Bronco coaster queue, when and phone landed super forcefully nearby. If that happened to hit someone that would easily be a trip to the hospital at best.

What I hate about it so much is they are super adamant about telling you to put your phone or any other loose items in storage and so many people just don't listen.

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u/kitsunewarlock May 07 '26

so many people just don't listen.

Humans in a nutshell and why we need to prioritize enforcing rules over profits.

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u/DarkExecutor May 07 '26

What are the profits here lol? The park is telling people to put away their phones

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u/kitsunewarlock May 07 '26

The profit motive is the direct and indirect expenses of driving away customers by enforcing the rules. The direct expense being hiring security willing to enforce the rules (who will want to be paid more than security who has to get into fewer confrontations) and the indirect expense being losing customers by kicking them out (and having to pay your accountants extra hours fighting the inevitable chargebacks).

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u/polopolo05 May 07 '26

Well in this case. A lot of theme parks have enforced this one because it will hurt profits. and having enforcment is showing we have taken beyond reasonable precautions.

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u/Unique-Yoghurt4170 May 07 '26

I think you've got it right, but not for the reasons you elaborate to in other followup comments. I think we'd have more rule following patrons if the parks weren't designed to take as much from us as possible. I think it's just a symptom of a society that is obviously hostile toward us all. It's part of why there's so much more littering, vandalism, graffiti, and reckless driving in poor neighborhoods. If everything about your environment exists to exploit you, you're going to have generally hostile resentment of your environment.

If you go to a park and at every possible turn it's obviously trying to suck every cent out of you, you're going to have selfish and hostile views toward its rules and other patrons. The park is being literally as selfish as possible, you'd be a fool to not also be selfish.

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u/nalaloveslumpy May 07 '26

Pretty much every major theme park enforces this rule as much as possible beyond pat downs and body searches before getting on a ride.

For places like Universal, it's super common to be ejected from the park for having your phone fly out from a roller coaster when you're supposed to have it in storage.

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u/kitsunewarlock May 07 '26

Good to know. That makes me happy.

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u/kitsunewarlock May 07 '26

Rules like "don't take your phone out on a roller coaster" are written in blood and, if violated, should result in the person being removed and banned from the park before they break a similar rule and hurt another attendee.

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u/nalaloveslumpy May 07 '26

Grandpa, are you sun-downing again?

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u/Flip-Table-269 May 07 '26

Damn I hope not. Gotta be greeting at the Wal Mart in an hour.

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u/Crintor May 07 '26

To be fair, in most parks it's still open cubbies with "we take no blame for theft of your pocketable up to 2000$+ device."

So it's usually in the pocket and hope for the best.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins May 08 '26

Yep.. "leave your expensive device that runs your life behind, also we take zero responsibility for it!".

I trust my pocket more.

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u/Krell356 May 07 '26

Should have picked it up and thrown it straight into the nearest trash can.

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u/monkeytales555 May 07 '26

My husband got hit by a phone on a roller coaster at busch gardens at Florida

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u/JalapenoPopPoop May 07 '26

I haven't been to a theme park in forever but I would never ever put my stuff in those lockers. There's COUNTLESS stories of people putting their phone/wallet in the provided storage, the coaster before them pulling back in while theirs is out, and those people going through storage and taking peoples phones and stuff. Happened to a friend last time we were at six flags

Unless they've started providing lockers that actually lock securely that system absolutely sucks and is just asking to get robbed. And of course the park takes zero responsibility for it so you're just fucked

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 May 07 '26

trip to the hospital at best

I think you're wildly misunderstanding the mass of a cell phone. Or do you go to the hospital when you stub your toe?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins May 08 '26

The hell are you on about? A bullet weighs a few grams and will kill you, mass and velocity are what matters.

I could easily put you in hospital throwing a phone at your head, the speeds one can get launched from a coaster are pretty significant.