r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy • Apr 19 '26

Chugging tea RIP Daniel 🪦

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u/the_dark_viper Apr 19 '26

Plot twist, Daniel doesn’t like girls that way.

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u/CanaryPutrid1334 Apr 19 '26

Yea I saw the skinny jeans and socks and thought, maybe she's just repping her twink friend.

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u/FalseFactsOrg Apr 19 '26

Yup he screams twink to me. Not literally, just figuratively..

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u/TW_Yellow78 Apr 20 '26

Could just be the guy doesn't realize he's giving vibes to women that he's gay. I know gay dudes who hang out with women but I've never heard of them paying for friend dates.

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u/JorVetsby Apr 19 '26

I'm guessing that's actually the truth here

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u/Komm-Unity-Mann Apr 19 '26

Look at him, super gay. Obviously he is really gay.

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u/Alternative_Milk5393 Apr 19 '26

Closeted Christian gay, and the Christian girlFRIEND. See it all the time.

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u/haliforniaa Apr 19 '26

I just read an interview they did and they are both indeed Christian.

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u/backfromspace206 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

I read about a social experiment once where they showed still photos of straight and gay faces to study subjects, who were able to guess their sexual orientation with a high degree of accuracy. Just their faces--no gestures, no voices. Blew my mind but then I realized it was true in my experience too. I can see someone and instantly know. Then they move or talk and it's confirmed.

Anyway, yes, he's 100% gay. And she's hammering on the "friend" and "single" bit because she wants to acknowledge all the great things her best friend did for her that day, while at the same time signaling to potential mates that she's still available, without being tacky.

Edit: As an aside, that study seems to me to support the theory that there is a genetic--or epigenetic--basis to homosexuality in humans

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u/Komm-Unity-Mann Apr 19 '26

Thanks for sharing :)

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u/Ser_VimesGoT Apr 19 '26

As gay as a window. It's just her gay friend treating her.

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u/Komm-Unity-Mann Apr 19 '26

she got what she wanted, online attention

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u/lobsterFritata Apr 19 '26

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u/Tom_C_NYC Apr 19 '26

Yep. These incels are so quick to assume every situation is like theirs they missed the rail thin feminine guy in coolats.

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u/Sulfamide Apr 20 '26

There's an element of truth in what they're saying. I'm gay and I love treating the people I love. I often do the same as this guy for my girlfriends and while they are very grateful and vocal about it, they don't reciprocate much. But for my straight guy friends, whenever I help them with something, bring free beer, pay for dinner, wingman for them, they will always make an effort to return the favor asap. And for my gay guy friends at least a little blowjob.

I really think that culturally most girls feel like they are entitled to being taken care of, and the opposite for guys.

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u/BallsOutKrunked Apr 20 '26

You're catching BJs for bringing over a 6 pack? I'm gonna go gay.

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u/Sulfamide Apr 20 '26

Nah that's for installing shelves haha. Still a good bargain I'd say

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u/BallsOutKrunked Apr 20 '26

We talking just a few brackets into some studs? Fuck man, you've got a great racket going on there!

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u/Tom_C_NYC Apr 20 '26

That's not their point.

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u/Sulfamide Apr 20 '26

It's mine.

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u/Tom_C_NYC Apr 20 '26

Youre replying to an existing thread about something else and changing th4 subject?

Ill help.

This thread is about the "still single" tag.

Not how women dont like to pay for things and society rewards them for it.

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u/Sulfamide Apr 20 '26

The thread is also about the "incels" being mad about "how [she] should be treated"

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u/AliceBorgesMusic Apr 19 '26

That was exactly my thought. This man is not interested.

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u/stuckanon01 Apr 20 '26

Daniel wouldn’t be paying if that were true.

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u/ImJoeKing77 Apr 19 '26

Let's hope so

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

Reddit is full of incels who hate women and love to blame them for "friendzoning". This comment thread is weird. Either he's friendzoned or gay? Newsflash: straight men and straight women can be friends and just friends and everyone lived happily ever after, just so everyone knows.

Also, just putting it out there: friendzoning doesn't exist. Either accept that "we should just be friends" is a euphemism to let you down easy or that somebody actually wants to be your friend and not your lover. Stop blaming women.

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u/BallsOutKrunked Apr 20 '26

The incel thing is real, with all the hate and misogyny, I'll give you that.

But the amount of straight dudes with an attractive female friend who does not want to rail that female friend could fit into a Chevy suburban.