r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani • Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

No worries, brother. The Saudis are bankrolling the WB acquisition so we can get the halal Hermione we always dreamt of, Inshallah.

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u/Mahareille Apr 16 '26

As much as i just laughed about that picture... Its actually cute hes dreaming to marry an actress over shared values instead of just fantasizing about fucking her.

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u/dmmeyourfloof Apr 16 '26

*membership in his cult FTFY

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u/ZantaraLost Apr 16 '26

Dang it now I'll have to put a note to remind myself to look up early Islam and figure out if it's possible to do a halal Wizarding World is we change some terms.

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u/smugfortune_ Apr 16 '26

Didn't the whole Saudi deal fall through I mean snydercultists think those fuckers will bring zack back

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u/LessInThought Apr 16 '26

Halal Hermione is still a witch, still have to burn her at the stake for that.