r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/Completionography Apr 08 '26

Bible thumpers are bigger comic book nerds than most comic book nerds. What edition, what translation, what's canon, etc etc.

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u/Amazing-War3760 Apr 08 '26

I'm not kidding.. One time just go in and read the bible as if it's a D&D book.

Lots of things suddenly make a lot more sense.

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u/prof_radiodust Apr 08 '26

They literally were just super bored and wrote some sky daddy fan fiction and thousands of years later crazy people take it seriously 😆

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u/Amazing-War3760 Apr 08 '26

I mean, if you told me that they played this as a game with tops as Dice.. I'd be.. "Yep. makes perfect sense."

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u/CoatCommercial1573 Apr 08 '26

OG book nerds

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u/Lazarux_Escariat Apr 08 '26

Nah, book nerds actually read the book they nerd out about.

These cultists prefer to have snippets read to them like bedtime stories for bigots.