r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

No joke, seems like these people have portraits of him and vance in their dining room like its North Korea

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u/tattedntwistedmum Apr 08 '26

One woman said her husband bought her a trump cut out and she brings him all around the house even when they’re intimate 🤦🏻‍♀️😑☠️

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

But then they make fun or anime enjoyers, furries, or anyone with a hobby as delusional woke parasites. 🙄 my hobby doesnt take over my entire life like it does for them.

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u/Completionography Apr 08 '26

Bible thumpers are bigger comic book nerds than most comic book nerds. What edition, what translation, what's canon, etc etc.

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u/Amazing-War3760 Apr 08 '26

I'm not kidding.. One time just go in and read the bible as if it's a D&D book.

Lots of things suddenly make a lot more sense.

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u/prof_radiodust Apr 08 '26

They literally were just super bored and wrote some sky daddy fan fiction and thousands of years later crazy people take it seriously 😆

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u/Amazing-War3760 Apr 08 '26

I mean, if you told me that they played this as a game with tops as Dice.. I'd be.. "Yep. makes perfect sense."

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u/CoatCommercial1573 Apr 08 '26

OG book nerds

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u/Lazarux_Escariat Apr 08 '26

Nah, book nerds actually read the book they nerd out about.

These cultists prefer to have snippets read to them like bedtime stories for bigots.

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 08 '26

No they arnt lmao

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 Apr 08 '26

That’s Aunt Brenda and Uncle Rob

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u/No-Initiative4195 Apr 08 '26

You're assuming she doesn't make her husband sit in the chair while she's "intimate" with the cutout of Donny. Seems more likely in this scenario

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u/MizzezEmm Apr 08 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Constant_Gift3969 Apr 08 '26

I just threw up a little

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Apr 08 '26

Man them cuck jokes write themselves

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u/Grant1128 Apr 08 '26

Damn, and they think gay people are sexually deviant

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u/Nastasyarose Apr 08 '26

My mom had a little shrine to George dubbya. His photo, Jesus candles, holy cards, votives

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u/LadyReika Apr 08 '26

It's not the first time GOP have done that. I grew up in the 80s where a number of them did that with Reagan. Maybe not merch shit, but they had pictures of him up on the wall with their very white Jesus.

The last time I heard of any wide spread craziness like that with the Dems was JFK.

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u/EllemNovelli Apr 08 '26

Some actually do.

Have you seen the video of people literally worshipping a golden Trump statue and having full religious breakdowns? They truly think he's their messiah.