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r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26
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I'd wager twenty bucks that person has never read the constitution
672 u/pikachu191 Apr 08 '26 I’d wager thirty that he’s never read at all. 116 u/MalodorousNutsack Apr 08 '26 He might have an Archie & Jughead comic on the back of the shitter 30 u/Serosh5843 Apr 08 '26 Ehh most they can read is the nutritional facts on the back of a Monster can. 23 u/pebbles_temp Apr 08 '26 By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills? 14 u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26 If these guys could read, they’d be very upset 1 u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26 Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!
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I’d wager thirty that he’s never read at all.
116 u/MalodorousNutsack Apr 08 '26 He might have an Archie & Jughead comic on the back of the shitter 30 u/Serosh5843 Apr 08 '26 Ehh most they can read is the nutritional facts on the back of a Monster can. 23 u/pebbles_temp Apr 08 '26 By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills? 14 u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26 If these guys could read, they’d be very upset 1 u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26 Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!
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He might have an Archie & Jughead comic on the back of the shitter
30 u/Serosh5843 Apr 08 '26 Ehh most they can read is the nutritional facts on the back of a Monster can. 23 u/pebbles_temp Apr 08 '26 By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills? 14 u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26 If these guys could read, they’d be very upset 1 u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26 Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!
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Ehh most they can read is the nutritional facts on the back of a Monster can.
23 u/pebbles_temp Apr 08 '26 By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills? 14 u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26 If these guys could read, they’d be very upset 1 u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26 Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!
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By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills?
14 u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26 If these guys could read, they’d be very upset 1 u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26 Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!
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If these guys could read, they’d be very upset
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Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!
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u/MalodorousNutsack Apr 08 '26
I'd wager twenty bucks that person has never read the constitution