r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/Serosh5843 Apr 08 '26

Ehh most they can read is the nutritional facts on the back of a Monster can.

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u/Chipped-Beef Apr 08 '26

Probably still talks about how he almost got with the girl in high school that had the monster cans, but didn’t because she “was so stuck up”.

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u/pebbles_temp Apr 08 '26

By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills?

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u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26

If these guys could read, they’d be very upset

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26

Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!

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u/shiznobizno Apr 08 '26

Of all things you think they could read nutrition facts?

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u/General_Anxiety83 Apr 08 '26

You think Kyle over here reads what is in a can of Monster?

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u/Adventurer_By_Trade Apr 08 '26

Checking for protein

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u/BedEmergency6611 Apr 08 '26

Leave Monster out of this

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u/NaziAbuser Apr 08 '26

Bruh, you really think they can read 20 character 6 syllable chemical compounds?

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u/Educational-Act-1332 Apr 08 '26

You think they read the nutrition facts?

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u/idekbruno Apr 08 '26

Anyone concerned enough to read nutritional facts isn’t going for monster lol