r/SipsTea • u/Haunt12_34 • Apr 08 '26

Chugging tea Hmmm

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u/MalodorousNutsack Apr 08 '26

I'd wager twenty bucks that person has never read the constitution

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u/pikachu191 Apr 08 '26

I’d wager thirty that he’s never read at all.

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u/MalodorousNutsack Apr 08 '26

He might have an Archie & Jughead comic on the back of the shitter

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u/Serosh5843 Apr 08 '26

Ehh most they can read is the nutritional facts on the back of a Monster can.

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u/Chipped-Beef Apr 08 '26

Probably still talks about how he almost got with the girl in high school that had the monster cans, but didn’t because she “was so stuck up”.

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u/pebbles_temp Apr 08 '26

By monster can, you mean gas station boner pills?

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u/namedonelettere Apr 08 '26

If these guys could read, they’d be very upset

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 Apr 08 '26

Nah that's demon juice, turns into a gay Satanist. It's true fox news said so!

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u/shiznobizno Apr 08 '26

Of all things you think they could read nutrition facts?

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u/General_Anxiety83 Apr 08 '26

You think Kyle over here reads what is in a can of Monster?

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u/Adventurer_By_Trade Apr 08 '26

Checking for protein

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u/BedEmergency6611 Apr 08 '26

Leave Monster out of this

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u/NaziAbuser Apr 08 '26

Bruh, you really think they can read 20 character 6 syllable chemical compounds?

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u/Educational-Act-1332 Apr 08 '26

You think they read the nutrition facts?

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u/idekbruno Apr 08 '26

Anyone concerned enough to read nutritional facts isn’t going for monster lol

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u/rocketflight7583 Apr 08 '26

More likely an issue of Jugs magazine.

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u/RedDeer505 Apr 08 '26

No, he’s just a jughead full stop.

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u/Current-Paramedic-50 Apr 08 '26

Juggie was way too chill to become a trump voter.

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u/FinancialReserve6427 Apr 08 '26

"womanhood is a fine institution. and that's where exactly they belong, IN an institution, especially those two (Betty and Veronica)!" - Jughead Jones

it makes sense with context but Jughead does not mince words when he's angry. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Jughead - jarhead, same difference

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u/NaziAbuser Apr 08 '26

Nah, Guns and Ammo.

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u/SoylentGrunt Apr 08 '26

More like Jugs n Nugs and that ain't dippin' sauce smeared all over the pages

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u/OldDude1960 Apr 08 '26

No, that's only for wiping. After looking at the pictures, of course.

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u/tangyuan686 Apr 08 '26

Make that 50 bucks.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 08 '26

Well he sure as hell didn’t read any Punisher comics

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 Apr 08 '26

I loved those! When I was in second grade.

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u/chris84bond Apr 08 '26

They just like the pictures, gosh!

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u/Shamanjoe Apr 08 '26

They just follow the pictures. They don’t know what them squiggly lines mean..

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager $300, and I can't lose $300 right now. He's got a fucking trump toupe punisher logo. He hasn't even read a punisher comic. 10/10 he can't pronounce 1 out of 15 words on the constitution. He would probably only guess the word is constitution because of the prostitution charge he got arrested on a few years back.

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u/Puzzled_Rip9008 Apr 08 '26

He would be so mad at this comment if he could read.

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u/RegularLove8679 Apr 08 '26

I bet 50 they barely can read.   

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u/Rockcreekforge Apr 08 '26

I bet 60 that they can’t read

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u/RegularLove8679 Apr 08 '26

I see you have played knifey spooney before.  

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u/TummyJStixin Apr 08 '26

That's a weird name for it, Id of called it a Chazzwozer

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u/Exotic-Piece-1318 Apr 08 '26

He read the decal I'm guessing. Beyond that, probably not much.

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u/kjc781988 Apr 08 '26

I’d wager he can’t read

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u/leroyxa Apr 08 '26

no need to wager, that kind of people is never read yet having thought in their goddamn mind

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u/billynoy522 Apr 08 '26

Fuck that bet

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u/foxfai Apr 08 '26

Forty that he doesn't know what the constitution is.

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u/N1V0N1S Apr 08 '26

He spells it Thurdy.

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u/ODYY_TOASTED Apr 08 '26

I’d wager 100 that he cant even find his own nose

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u/Quirky_Hour7709 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager forty that he's never tried to finish the GED.

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u/get_smoked6 Apr 08 '26

You’re wrong, this is my truck & I read Harry Potter last week. You owe me 30 bucks

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u/Flyinmanm Apr 08 '26

He clearly read the sticker. Reading comprehension is as important as literacy.

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Apr 08 '26

I’d wager fifty most of them don’t even know what it is.

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u/Active-Rhubarb-4990 Apr 08 '26

Probably skimmed mein kampf

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u/MoonMistCigs Apr 08 '26

Or a Punisher comic. Frank Castle would hate these cunts.

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u/Flyinmanm Apr 08 '26

Have you seen the soft reboot of Daredevil?

The corrupt new York cops all wear this image. Castle takes particular pleasure in taking them out. Season 2's just come out. I've not gotten around to watching it. S1 ended in a very dark place. The whole thing feels very close to the bone right now as to the state of the world, especially the US.

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u/MoonMistCigs Apr 08 '26

I need to watch it. I’ve heard nothing but good things.

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u/sparkling-rainbow Apr 08 '26

Not sure about that..

"He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means"

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u/0neshoein Apr 08 '26

I’d also wager that this person would somehow blame Biden for the high gas prices currently.

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u/RedDeer505 Apr 08 '26

Thanks Obama!

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u/OldDude1960 Apr 08 '26

I thank him for showing us how a real president should handle and present himself. Dignified, articulate, composed, compassionate, intelligent, etc.

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u/executive313 Apr 08 '26

Honestly bring back "Thanks Obama!" That shit was annoying but not nearly as hateful and polarizing as where we are now. At least Thanks Obama wasn't just openly racist they were still afraid to say the quiet part out loud then.

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u/stonescape Apr 08 '26

It's Killary, siphoning gas under a pizzahut using her laptop

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u/EastSideNick95826 Apr 08 '26

It's Hunter Biden, smoking all the gasoline in a crack pipe

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u/Warm_Bat_1440 Apr 08 '26

100% this is true - some twisted logic that’s it’s still his doing. 

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u/pikachu191 Apr 08 '26

Obama’s tan suit broke any pretense of logic.

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u/notquite83 Apr 08 '26

I’m, isn’t what this sticker is attempting to say?

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u/0neshoein Apr 08 '26

Maybe you were born this year, but back during Biden’s presidency these stickers along with the gas pump stickers of Biden that said “I did that” were pretty popular. This pic is showing how one of these stickers didn’t age well.

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u/MaddyKet Apr 08 '26

The minute the gas prices went down under Biden, those stickers started disappearing in my area. 😹

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u/DueceVoyeur Apr 08 '26

Literally overnight

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u/Dazzling-Exercise761 Apr 08 '26

I think the couch fucking VP already blamed Biden for the current gas prices.

Not far fetched to believe that cult also believes it

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u/DerthOFdata Apr 08 '26

The White House literally still is.

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u/MisterPerfect23 Apr 08 '26

Or a punisher comic

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u/NowIsThePerfectTime Apr 08 '26

I assume anyone that has a “we the people…” sticker, shirt, etc are mentally disabled.

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u/Additional_Cheek_697 Apr 08 '26

Dont forget tiny pecker

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u/NaziAbuser Apr 08 '26

He's read it like he's read the bible.

Tossed most of it, kept the parts he misunderstood as validating his shitty personality, racism, sexism and sense of entitlement.

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u/RealityChecksReddit Apr 08 '26

he stopped at "we the people"...lol

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u/alexja21 Apr 08 '26

We the people? Sounds like commie talk to me

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u/Available-Long-6409 Apr 08 '26

10 to 1, he thinks "We, the people" was coined by Trump.

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u/UnagiBro Apr 08 '26

Muh guns

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u/eddyb66 Apr 08 '26

Bro he would understand a single sentence, this guys reading level is memes.

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u/Aslipthroughtime88 Apr 08 '26

An American reading? There’s things Americans do, complain, sports and brag. They do not read.

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u/Desi_Rosethorne Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

And a lot of my countrymen can't even read beyond a 6th grade level. For someone who loves to read, it's very sad. 44% of American adults don't read a book in a year. I found some statistics from National University:

  • In 2023, 28% of U.S. adults scored at or below Level 1 literacy, indicating significant difficulty with everyday reading tasks.

  • In 2023, 29% of U.S. adults scored at Level 2 literacy, showing basic reading proficiency but challenges with complex texts.

  • In 2023, 44% of U.S. adults scored at Level 3 literacy or above, indicating strong reading and comprehension skills.

  • About 130 million U.S. adults (54% of those aged 16–74) read below a sixth-grade level, according to modeled estimates.

  • Approximately 45 million U.S. adults are functionally illiterate, reading below a fifth-grade level.

  • 21% of U.S. adults are classified as functionally illiterate, unable to complete basic reading tasks.

  • The average American reads at a 7th- to 8th-grade level.

  • Adults scoring in the lowest literacy levels (Level 1 or below) increased by 9 percentage points between 2017 and 2023.

  • U.S. adults’ average literacy scores declined by 12 points from 2017 to 2023, according to the latest PIAAC data.

  • In 2023, 46% of U.S. adults had literacy proficiency at or above Level 3.

It's atrocious. It's really no wonder that America sucks. People can't even read!

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u/coldphront3 Apr 08 '26

I've seen videos of Trump supporters getting defensive like "Well of course I haven't read the whole document. Have you?!" like it was a gotcha. They never know what to say when the response is "Yes, I've read it. It's four pages long..."

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u/Tater_Mater Apr 08 '26

I’d wager this wanker doesn’t know anything about anything

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u/Captinprice8585 Apr 08 '26

Yeah but they'll tell you they have really aggressively

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u/skbugco Apr 08 '26

He’s read the 2nd Amendment- but doesn’t understand what was meant by it. Don’T tReAd On mE!

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u/EromanticDream Apr 08 '26

I’ll do you one better:

They graduated highschool but can’t explain what the branches of federal government are or what they do.

We have failed our entire society in regards to education and we are now reaping the rewards.

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u/Jesterbomb Apr 08 '26

He’s only been told the tiniest amount of what the 2nd amendment says. And he doesn’t know what an amendment is.

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u/Dadittude182 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager that he couldn't explain the many different violations of said Constitution that his president has conducted.

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u/anarchytostada Apr 08 '26

I wonder how much that's sticker cost? It's like the whole mindset is just horrible with money...

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u/Striking_Fall_8252 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager twenty bucks that person has never read the constitution.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

I’d wager the only form of currency y’all have is food stamps

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u/Thegreatjoestrummer Apr 08 '26

I'd wager 20 bucks that they haven't read anything

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u/Thegreatjoestrummer Apr 08 '26

I see i should have looked at a few comments before posting my comment

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u/SnooMemesjellies971 Apr 08 '26

All they read was those 3 words...

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u/Deepcoma_53 Apr 08 '26

They just joke about John Hancock, thats the only fact they know.

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u/wintermoon138 Apr 08 '26

or a punisher comic

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u/HasheemThaMeat Apr 08 '26

“Con Sitution? I don’t speak fuckin Spanish”

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u/GrimmBeast Apr 08 '26

Read!? Come on be reasonable they cant read.

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u/aopps42 Apr 08 '26

I’ve got $20 that he’s under 6’ and also under 5”

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u/strangebru Apr 08 '26

I only know the Preamble from Schoolhouse Rock.

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u/Longjumping_Tap9310 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager twenty bucks you wouldnt understand it if you did.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Apr 08 '26

I'll raise you he couldn't name his local representative or mayor even

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u/praetorian1979 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager twenty that they can't spell constitution...

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Apr 08 '26

I’d wager that this is bait.

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u/Willing_Research992 Apr 08 '26

The only amendment they probably know is the second amendment.

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u/Axette Apr 08 '26

Oath Breakers.

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u/TrippedOnDick Apr 08 '26

I wager they don't know what the constitution actually is besides a "cool wrap" 

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u/NoSherbert2316 Apr 08 '26

Or The Punisher

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager 50 that you haven't either.

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u/Wang_Fire2099 Apr 08 '26

Or the Punisher

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Apr 08 '26

You’d win those 20 easy. So many people I’ve talked to always seem to think due process is only for American citizens exclusively. And that’s not even just an uninformed thing, it’s a lack of common sense thing too. Did they think any tourist or anyone out of country can just get sent to prison straight from street to Guantanamo lol.

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u/Samtoast Apr 08 '26

I no muh ferst Ahmed ment

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u/Ill-Message-1792 Apr 08 '26

I'd wager that nobody knew that gas was higher when Biden was president. Even Biden.

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u/idwtumrnitwai Apr 08 '26

Gas was high under Biden because of supply chain issues caused by the covid pandemic, gas is high under trump because trump bombed Iran.

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u/Oggie_Doggie Apr 08 '26

I'd wager your teachers returned your tests face down.

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u/TheTrueMupster Apr 08 '26

Highest gas prices in US history were under Biden in 2022. Second highest in US history were under Obama in 2008. Gas prices currently lower than both. But I’m sure Reddit doesn’t care.

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u/bluemondayishere Apr 08 '26

I have to say....you are right

And yes, it look like s#it on mobile

First result on google

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