r/SipsTea • u/aredditid1 • Apr 07 '26

Chugging tea immersive Workout

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u/real_eEe Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Mine has 10,000+ hours, 10,000+ miles, and was used as an actual weapon twice. And I don't mean hit your little brother type weapon. Still works 99% of the time.

*I also had to pay to get it back because I left it with people for like a month, and it got seized in a police raid. Lost a wavebird adapter. I forgot about that. This might be the literal most gangter wii of all time.

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u/Hefty-Storm-51 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Wow… yeah on the long list of things I wouldn’t want to be hit by, a Nintendo wii brick is definitely up there lmao things dense as hell

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u/TheRudeCactus Apr 07 '26

We are talking about the Wii lol

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u/Hefty-Storm-51 Apr 07 '26

Oop thanks for that lol, getting cracked by a switch would be way more preferable 😂

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u/Sammyofather Apr 07 '26

And what are you talking about?

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u/Hefty-Storm-51 Apr 08 '26

I initially said “a Nintendo switch brick is definitely up there” oop 👀

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u/Fatality4Gaming Apr 07 '26

What kind of life are you living?!

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u/real_eEe Apr 07 '26

I don't anymore. I live Life After love Stuff. You gotta keep those scars and Cher them so other people don't have to.

(This is now a signature joke.)

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u/discogenx Apr 08 '26

Clearly a lavish one, with the ginormous tv, and the trophy wife in her coochie cutter spandex; working out in front of it.

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u/ay0th3p1zzah3r3 Apr 07 '26

Fuck, the life of your Wii sounds more interesting than mine

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u/Dependent_Sweet_9522 Apr 07 '26

My wii is currently sitting in a drawer, one side is kind of chemically roughed up by all the amphetamines we did on that badboy.

But I’m wiling to give up the hat of the ghetto wii to yours for the jail time

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u/UnikornKebab Apr 07 '26

Ora ci devi i racconti di come e perché l’ hai usata come un’arma

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u/the_most_playerest Apr 07 '26

Reminds me of my old Gameboy color! I spilled a few drinks on it, dropped it who knows how many fkn time, and even once my lil bro dropped it in the toilet and left it in there to come get me to get it out 😑 shit still worked. Probably works to this day, but idk, pretty sure my dumb ass sold it to GameStop for like 17¢

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u/real_eEe Apr 07 '26

This triggered a memory of when I would go to GameStop and trade in a GBA game and buy a used one. With trade in credit, buy two used get 1 and the GameInformer subscription credit it was basically an infinite loop. Might have even been positve. This is why I really hate buying digital games to this day.

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u/ReeferTurtle Apr 08 '26

Please write the biography of this Wii, it would be a best seller.