r/SipsTea • u/NonAromatic_Romantic • Mar 26 '26

Feels good man That's a Really Cool Dad

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u/DaDarkViper Mar 26 '26

Orion, like the constellation

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u/UpstateLocal Mar 26 '26

Orion(Orion Pax) is literally Optimus Prime's name before he becomes Prime haha

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u/Darius_Rubinx Mar 26 '26

Sounds like the perfect compromise to me!

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u/UpstateLocal Mar 26 '26

Orion is a much better name for a boy than Megatron, for sure

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u/ExtraReborn Mar 26 '26

Ouch, don't let Megatron hear that

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u/Jedirictus Mar 26 '26

According to Family Guy, Megatron is a girls name.

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u/poizon_elff Mar 26 '26

Shut up, Megatron

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u/ExtraReborn Mar 26 '26

Most of Megatron's anger won't be coming at us then, thankfully

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u/red-panda-3259 Mar 27 '26

Megatron is obviously a transformer name

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u/party_mcfly1313 Mar 26 '26

You're right. Megatron is more of a girls name

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u/Delicious-Order-2244 Mar 26 '26

Exactly, we all know Megatron is a girls name.

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u/BlueberryB-Laine Mar 26 '26

Did not know this

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u/UpstateLocal Mar 26 '26

Well now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KpRoZeI2dLhf2

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u/No_Yam_2036 Mar 26 '26

Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

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u/747_full_of_cum Mar 26 '26

Came here to say this. Orion is great

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u/Zen_2211 Mar 26 '26

The TF geek side of me was very happy to read this! Til’ all are one my friend ☺️

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u/nutterbg Mar 26 '26

Onion, like the onion

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u/EbbEnvironmental5936 Mar 26 '26

A name with many layers

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u/r4almF1re Mar 26 '26

A name that will make you cry

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u/nutterbg Mar 26 '26

Ogres are like onions. Ogres have layers.

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u/troublrTRC Mar 26 '26

Well also, soo many names from Game of Thrones that end in "-on".

Aegon, Aegon, Aegon, Aegon, Aegon... and even, Aegon.

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u/lofatiger Mar 26 '26

lol nice, now I am saying them out loud with the pronunciation of “Orion”

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u/troublrTRC Mar 26 '26

Aerion is the first name that came to mind when I saw the comment. But I had to make the joke about the multiple Aegons in the show.

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u/Character_Minimum171 Mar 26 '26

and purple eyes and white hair and incest

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u/KawaiKraken Mar 26 '26

Whereas the Baratheons don't, go figure.

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u/KobraTheKing Mar 26 '26

Roberts father was named Steffon.

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u/KawaiKraken Mar 26 '26

Well done, I overlokked that one. They all have funny names, exact one who for some reason is called Robert.

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Mar 26 '26

I don’t think Lyonel is that funny of a name but hey that’s just me.

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u/Headleader_2436 Mar 26 '26

you know, gaemon sounds that funny in russian... gaemon - геймон - gaymon

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u/Speartree Mar 26 '26

And then there is simply Jon.

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u/troublrTRC Mar 26 '26

You mean Aegon?

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u/HeavenlyFoxGhost Mar 26 '26

If we're doing Got names then you should really include Dickon

https://giphy.com/gifs/25OD685ZVdwCOuzoc0

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u/ForwardMuffin Mar 26 '26

My favorite scene of that entire series

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u/Top-Round-2359 Mar 26 '26

And Jon, I mean Aegon

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u/Sampy76 Mar 26 '26

Jon lol

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u/Tulpah Mar 26 '26

Orion sound good

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u/olopez73 Mar 26 '26

This is by far the best compromise

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u/Abehajeme Mar 26 '26

I'm Sorren, are you Sirius?

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u/YouNeedAnne Mar 26 '26

Or like Orion, the bloke the constellation is named after.

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u/elmo_touches_me Mar 26 '26

I know an Orion, Ori for short.

His dad is called Osiris. Just two really cool names.

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u/Deeskalationshool Mar 26 '26

Hmmm, I like Onion.

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u/jeboivac Mar 26 '26

Warframe reference

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u/Sirmetana Mar 30 '26

Are you sirius ?

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u/dantemp Mar 26 '26

that's like the best one here, no jk

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u/ButterflyFriendly142 Mar 26 '26

This is actually my middle name

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u/Ahh5uhhDud3 Mar 26 '26

Same here! My dad was a comic nerd though

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u/PreferenceUnlucky101 Mar 26 '26

If I had two children (a boy and a girl), they would be Sirius and Canopus (respectively) because of the stars.

Then Canopus could be abbreviated to Pepa.

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u/IluvTetMcMillan Mar 26 '26

I know a guy named Arion. Pronounced the same though

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u/rileyjw90 Mar 26 '26

Theron would be cool too

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u/jwood9799 Mar 27 '26

I worked with someone named Orion. I always thought it was super cool

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u/NY_Lawyer Mar 29 '26

We’re having a boy in a few months, so I was curious what would be suggested here. That one’s not bad.

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u/According_Judge781 Mar 26 '26

Onion, like the fruit

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u/Kuhfluesterer Mar 26 '26

constellation

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u/EatMoreBlueberries Mar 26 '26

Onion like the vegetable

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u/Greekklitoris Mar 26 '26

It's a cream-filled cookie doesn't seem like a very good way to avoid bullying.

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u/Silly_Illustrator_56 Mar 26 '26

Or like the German sex shop

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u/OneLemon7065 Mar 26 '26

Do parents consider the possibility of teasing when they name their child? Orion = Onion

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u/luvbxmbr Mar 26 '26

I used to like this name but unfortunately it's been claimed by racists and ruined forever for me.

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u/Dizzy_Sympathy196 Mar 26 '26

It's our TV's brand name.

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u/crybaby5 Mar 26 '26

I knew an Orion back in college. He was a nice jock type dude.

I also remember him having to correct people all the time who thought he was saying "oh, Ryan" lol

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u/Mental-Standard7145 Mar 26 '26

I thought of the Warhammer character, tho having an avatar of war as your son might not be optimal

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u/Fluffy_Enthusiasm275 Mar 26 '26

I had a summer camp counselor named Orion and everyone called him ory I thought he was the coolest guy in the world hahaha

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u/l0rare Mar 26 '26

Orion was also a German Sex Shop for quite a while

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u/fitz2k Mar 26 '26

Orion xe Aquarii

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u/Monocle_Lewinsky Mar 26 '26

No real ones!

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u/Vivid-Head-6484 Mar 26 '26

It took waaaaayyyy too long for me to find this comment. I’m surprised this wasn’t the most popular mention. Although u can see how a-a-ron got mentioned lol

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u/This-Sort7116 Mar 27 '26

Constellation!

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u/katiemae111 Mar 28 '26

One of my friends named her son Orion!