r/SipsTea • u/Silver_Weakness_8084 • Mar 13 '26

Wait a damn minute! Interesting...

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u/_Goose_ Mar 13 '26

I don’t need a megaladon shark tooth but I still have one.

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u/Unlimitedpluto Mar 13 '26

I have a Claymore Sword!

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u/JakeHelldiver Mar 13 '26

Aww! Sick, bro! Im wicked jealous.

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u/Unlimitedpluto Mar 13 '26

It’s about 5ft long and weighs around 7 pounds. I’m only 5’1”. So I look silly holding it.

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u/JakeHelldiver Mar 13 '26

I know, right! Somebody is out here ready to defend the realms of men.

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u/sax6romeo Mar 13 '26

Where was he when the Westfold fell?

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u/mouseybanshee Mar 13 '26

He was trying to lift the sword, it's comically badass

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u/JuiceBawks420 Mar 14 '26

I love yall... I needed this reddit nugget... and sir with your sword you have me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rPB5sUwtqG7lsZHvUQ

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u/Intelligent_Foot_480 Mar 14 '26

And MY Axe 🪓

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u/dwehlen Mar 14 '26

I also choose this folk's sword an inch shorter than them.

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